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• Imipolex G

  2012-05-28 16:01:28

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Lord Dunsany
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-05-28 16:01:47

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Joseph Campbell
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-05-28 16:02:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  furry convention
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-05-28 16:02:28

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  technical death metal
  
• Obā-san

  2012-05-28 16:04:59

  
  

  Dancehall
• Imipolex G

  2012-05-28 16:15:14

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the garden of forking paths
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-05-28 16:15:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  kaizo mario world
  
• Vriska

  2012-05-28 16:46:36

  8luh 8luh.

  pizza
• Anonus

  2012-05-28 16:47:05

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  SPAAAAACE GHOOOOOST!
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-05-28 16:48:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  i fell for hours
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-05-28 16:56:38

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  And I found myself face to face with a FIRE SUMO!
• Justice4243

  2012-05-28 18:04:38

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Dear Princess Celestia,
  
  Today I
  
  OH GOD NO
  
  ANYTHING BUT THAT
  

  Luna, listen to this.

  
  

  Can it wait? I'm main DPS in this raid.

  
  

  I think Twilight is in trouble.

  
  

  I'm sure she can handle it. 
  

  
  

  Listen to this: Dear Princess Celestia,

  
  Today I
  
  OH GOD NO
  
  

  ANYTHING BUT THAT 

  
  

  Shouldn't that be "OH CELESTIA NO".

  
  

  Maybe she wanted to communicate she was in trouble instead of upset with me.  
  

  
  

  Look, if she was in trouble, she'd just SAY that she wouldn't write it. 
  

  
  

  Maybe it was dictated... actually Spike writes a lot of her letters as she dictates, that MUST BE it.  
  

  
  

  Awesome. Mystery solved. I'm happy for you. You should go save her...you know...in Ponyville. And not here.

  
  

  I ummm...I'm kinda not in a state to fly... I'm actually not 100% sure I'm actually talking to you and not a stained glass window.

  
  

  Can't your royal pegasus guards take you? 
  

  
  

  There...uh...kinda not in a state to fly, either... 
  

  
  

  
  
• Justice4243

  2012-05-28 18:04:51

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Sister, why are talking to that window? 

  
  

  OH ME DAMNIT! Luna, what does this say.

  
  

  ...Today I

  
  OH GOD NO
  
  

  ANYTHING BUT THAT 

  
  

  So I didn't hallucinate that part! Sister! You must take me to Ponyville, at once!

  
  

  But I'm main DPS for my raid... 

  
  

  OH ME! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE. 

  
  

  0_0 

  
  

  Meanwhile...

  
  

  Damnit, Spike! Why did you send that? I just told you that I remembered we needed you to clean the bathroom before we started sending letters.

  
• Imipolex G

  2012-05-28 18:13:08

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  The reality was much worse
  
• Irene

  2012-05-28 19:22:52

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  It always is.
• Imipolex G

  2012-05-29 01:03:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Raspberry pies in the middle of the ocean on a warm summer day
• Unknown

  2012-05-29 03:58:29

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• Irene

  2012-05-29 04:13:02

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  With a Rainbow Dash of Pinkie Pie.
• Misery

  2012-05-29 10:07:55

  The sadness will last forever.

  
• Misery

  2012-05-29 10:08:02

  The sadness will last forever.

  roar
• Misery

  2012-05-29 10:08:07

  The sadness will last forever.

  arghboo
• Misery

  2012-05-29 10:08:13

  The sadness will last forever.

  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
• Imipolex G

  2012-05-29 11:26:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• Unknown

  2012-05-29 15:26:53

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• Misery

  2012-05-30 01:41:36

  The sadness will last forever.

  gooby pls
• Misery

  2012-05-30 01:41:41

  The sadness will last forever.

  rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
• Spacey

  2012-05-30 01:45:44

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  you must gather your party before venturing forth.

  
  you must gather your party before venturing forth.
  

  
  you must gather your party before venturing forth.
  

  
  you must gather your party before venturing forth.
  

  
  you must gather your party before venturing forth.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-05-30 01:56:54

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Buy my bard is stuck on some rocks!
• Misery

  2012-05-30 01:57:25

  The sadness will last forever.

  abc
• Princess Alice

  2012-05-30 02:00:07

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  cbs
• Unknown

  2012-05-30 02:51:21

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• Justice4243

  2012-05-30 03:08:09

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Was there much rejoicing, at least?
• Misery

  2012-05-30 03:08:31

  The sadness will last forever.

  roar
• Misery

  2012-05-30 03:08:36

  The sadness will last forever.

  tintin!
• Unknown

  2012-05-30 06:20:35 edited 2012-05-30 06:20:54

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• Vriska

  2012-05-30 08:51:58

  8luh 8luh.

  negative metaphorical 8urgundy
  
  sort of
  
  not really
  
• Vriska

  2012-05-30 08:52:45

  8luh 8luh.

  regular 8urgundy
  
  red and green stripes
  
  which is a thing now?
  
• Vriska

  2012-05-30 08:53:05

  8luh 8luh.

  pink fluffy things
  
  w8 no that's not right
  
• Misery

  2012-05-30 09:12:32

  The sadness will last forever.

  cxbdgsgdsdgsgds
• Misery

  2012-05-30 09:12:36

  The sadness will last forever.

  rryttytytht
• Vriska

  2012-05-30 09:18:07

  8luh 8luh.

  purple
• Misery

  2012-05-30 09:19:22

  The sadness will last forever.

  bebe
• Misery

  2012-05-30 10:06:34

  The sadness will last forever.

  oh my gob

   

  soapboxes
• Misery

  2012-05-30 10:06:55

  The sadness will last forever.

  miss kawaii desu ^_^
• Misery

  2012-05-30 10:07:13

  The sadness will last forever.

  i am a cat IRL
• Misery

  2012-05-30 10:07:28

  The sadness will last forever.

  meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
• Misery

  2012-05-30 10:09:57

  The sadness will last forever.

  hiss!
• Misery

  2012-05-30 10:10:26

  The sadness will last forever.

  droopy dog
• Misery

  2012-05-30 10:10:36

  The sadness will last forever.

  happy ice cream
• Misery

  2012-05-30 10:11:10

  The sadness will last forever.

  like a bazillion bytes or sumthin