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  • edited 2012-05-25 20:05:20
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ...baka.
  • literary criticism
    aisle #barthes
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Barthes est mort.
  • Your regularly scheduled pun has been cancelled because I almost got Barthes mixed up with Blanchot. 

    It would've been...a disaster.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    An obscure pun, no doubt.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The death of the novel
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    The rumours were highly exaggerated.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ronald Sukenick's idea, apparently.

    It didn't die dead enough.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I had a lecture on the history of the novel once.  Turns out lots of people proclaimed the death of the novel, and lots of people argued against such an occurance.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Reminds me of a part in Slaughterhouse-Five where they're discussing whether the novel is dead or not (so it goes).

    The master of ceremonies asked people to say what they thought the function of the novel might be in modern society, and one critic said, "to provide touches of color in rooms with all-white walls." Another one said, "to describe blowjobs artistically." Another one said, "to teach wives of junior executives what to buy next and how to act in a French restaurant."
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I actually haven't read that.  I mean to.

    It's one of my dad's favourite books.  Though he doesn't quote from it nearly as often as Catch 22 or Tristram Shandy.
  • how did I read 8arthes as 8ar8ies
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Les Barbies sont morts.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I find it kind of amazing that I've never read Catch-22. Well, sometime.

    I wonder what Vriska's favorite book would be. Something in octosyllabic verse, perhaps.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    The journal of Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, I assume.
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    I have a feeling you'd really enjoy Catch-22, Imi.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It seems like something that'd be right up my alley. Which is why it's surprising I haven't touched it.
  • Yeah, pro8a8ly Mindfang's journal. And her FLARP manuals. XXXXD

    Though I imagine her liking 8ooks a8out pir8s, doomsday scenarios, and/or spiders too.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I wonder what would happen if Vriska read the Octavo.

    Nothing good, I assume.
  • I don't think we want to find out.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Ashonai.  Ebiris.  Urshoring.  Kvanti.  Pythan.  N'gurad.  Feringomalee...
  • The sadness will last forever.
    dggsdggdsg
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
  • The sadness will last forever.
    rar
  • The sadness will last forever.
    oh noes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Tune in, turn on, drop out
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    and then they fucked. The end
  • The sadness will last forever.
    one hundred dogs to the moon
  • tumut
  • when I read the last page I agreed with Imi

    my 13th year was the best, then it all went kaput
  • edited 2012-05-26 13:13:53
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    My life is substantially better as an adult than it ever was as a child or teen. 
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  • Things got 8etter in my life after the invention of indoor plum8ing.
  • edited 2012-05-26 15:38:57
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  • When I was already centuries old. :::;D
  • edited 2012-05-26 15:46:15
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  • Vriska is six solar sweeps old.

    Ozzy is six hundred years old.
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  • ::::)
  • edited 2012-05-26 21:41:50
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I had an existential crisis thing that roughly coincided with my spending an increased amount of time on the TVT forum, no joke.

    I grew up late never.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    We can be existential crisis buddies!
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Yay?

    I don't really feel like I did then now though.
  • The sadness will last forever.

    I AM NOT YOUR GRANNY

     

    D:

  • The sadness will last forever.
    SHOO!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    HUFF HUFF HUFF
  • The sadness will last forever.

    THIS FORUM IS TOO SLOW

     

    D:<

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The name Morbid Forest makes me think of some black metal band

    image
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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    Aokigahara

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan. The forest contains a number of rocky, icy caverns, a few of which are popular tourist destinations. Due to the wind-blocking density of the trees and an absence of wildlife, the forest is known for being eerily quiet.

    The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a popular place for suicides; 54 completed the act in 2010,despite numerous signs, in Japanese and English, urging people to reconsider their actions.

    The forest floor consists primarily of volcanic rock and is difficult to penetrate with hand tools such as picks or shovels. There are also a variety of unofficial trails that are used semi-regularly for the annual "body hunt" done by local volunteers. In recent years, hikers and tourists trekking through Aokigahara have begun to use plastic tape to mark their paths so as to avoid getting lost.Though officials try to remove the tape time and time again, more tourists and thrill-seekers inevitably leave more of the litter, and a great deal of it lies scattered throughout the first kilometer of the forest, past the designated trails leading to tourist attractions such as the Ice Cave and Wind Cave.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    Visitors and suicides

    The forest is a popular place for suicides, reportedly the most popular in Japan and second in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary. In the period leading up to 1988, about 30 suicides occurred there every year.

    In 2002, 78 bodies were found within the forest, exceeding the previous record of 74 in 1998. In 2003, the rate climbed to 100, and in recent years, the local government has stopped publicizing the numbers in an attempt to downplay Aokigahara's association with suicide. In 2004, 108 people killed themselves in the forest. In 2010, 247 people attempted suicide in the forest, 54 of whom completed the act. Suicides are said to increase during March, the end of the fiscal yearin Japan.

    The high rate of suicide has led officials to place signs in the forest, in Japanese and English, urging those who have gone there in order to commit suicide to seek help and not kill themselves. The annual body search, consisting of a small army of police, volunteers, and attendant journalists, began in 1970.

    The site's popularity has been attributed to the 1960 novel Nami no Tō (波の塔?, lit., "Tower of Waves") by Seichō Matsumoto, which ends with two lovers committing suicide in the forest. However, the history of suicide in Aokigahara predates the novel's publication, and the place has long been associated with death: ubasute may have been practiced there into the 19th century, and the forest is reputedly haunted by the ghosts of those left to die.


    Aokigahara as of 2008.

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