"3d platformers are inherently flawed"

Odradek · 2017-07-27 00:27:45

Your MOM is inherently flawed

Sredni Vashtar · 2017-07-27 00:31:58

All people are inherently flawed, as each one of us is a uniquely imperfect being. Yet, not unlike your own tiny brain, as evidenced by your opinion of 3D platformers, there is a uniqueness and depth to your mom's flaws that cannot be underestimated.

Klinotaxis · 2017-07-27 00:35:17

what is life but a 3D platformer

Sredni Vashtar · 2017-07-27 00:37:28

True.

I don't even particularly like them. I just enjoy constructing elaborate sick burns.

Imipolex G · 2017-07-27 00:37:41

If there's a game genre that's inherently flawed, it's stealth games.

Calica · 2017-07-27 00:42:25

Imipolex G said:
If there's a game genre that's inherently flawed, it's stealth games.

-kojima's boss at konami in the 80s

Imipolex G · 2017-07-27 00:51:30

he was right

Tre · 2017-07-27 01:44:35

Tre · 2017-07-27 01:47:40

(now that I think of it, making at least one knock at the fact that the 3D platformer genre is dead absolutely seems like something the game would do -- T&B is nothing if not PoMo AF)

glennmagusharvey · 2017-07-28 07:24:14

i suddenly realized what "pomo" means

i once met this one guy who goes by the name "my little po mo" or something like that and I was always confused by it

but postmodernism can explain a lot of things (even if it's not intended to do so, heck)

oh, uh, topic. right.

3D platformers are more fun when you get to control the camera. e.g. gurumin > mario 64.

"3d platformers are inherently flawed"

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