Passive Aggressive Attack Against Opposing Opinion

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• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-28 15:06:03

  ^^Three paragraphs detailing why Homestuck sucks.
  
  ^Poorly worded response stating that the Romans sucked.
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-28 15:06:47

  Link to shock site disquised as relevant link, resulting in perma-mega-super-ultra-ludicrous ban.
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-07-28 15:08:39 edited 2011-07-28 15:08:50

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Ludicrous ban? Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-28 15:17:58

  
• gentlemanorcus

  2011-07-28 15:26:19

  One word that denotes my dismissal of this thread.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-28 16:44:29

  ^Posts that seems to ignore the dismissal comment, but actually acknowledges it and insults it in a passive aggressive manner.
  
• gentlemanorcus

  2011-07-28 17:33:15

  ^ Long multiple paragraph post viciously insulting and straw manning the poster above.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-28 17:35:00

  ^Sarcastic rebuttal involving pointing out in a repetitive manner how poster was not interested in thread before.
  
• gentlemanorcus

  2011-07-28 17:38:52 edited 2011-07-28 17:39:29

  ^ Long rebuttal in ALL CAPS which includes calling poster a "sheepfucker."
  
• Boney

  2011-07-28 17:40:27

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  White Knighting.
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-28 17:40:50 edited 2011-07-28 17:41:10

  ^^Sarcastic statement involving various sexual slurs and the posting of a donkey picture.
  
• gentlemanorcus

  2011-07-28 17:42:07

  ^ Goatse with poster's avatar photo shopped in the middle.
  
• gentlemanorcus

  2011-07-28 17:44:22 edited 2011-07-28 17:44:33

  Quick edit of post with a picture of the middle finger instead.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-28 17:47:55

  Calling out for post edit. Insult on intelligence of poster stating lack of originality. Questioning whether poster's parents dropped them on the head as a child.
  
• gentlemanorcus

  2011-07-28 17:55:41

  Post asking whether poster's mother fingered him as a child, implying poster is a hermaphrodite.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2011-07-29 00:05:01

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Image macro calling out the silliness of this thread
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-29 00:06:49

  ^Sarcastic comment trying to seem clever and nonchalant, but comes off as butthurt and too serious.
  
• gentlemanorcus

  2011-07-29 00:10:16

  ^^ ALL CAPS multi paragraph post about how old image macro is old.
  
• gentlemanorcus

  2011-07-29 23:03:24

  Posthumously crowing of how it's awesome that the thread is dead
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-29 23:13:38

  Comment about how above poster is a dickish thread necromancer.
  
• gentlemanorcus

  2011-07-29 23:15:25

  Appropriate image macro.
  
• Tachyon

  2011-07-30 03:54:10

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Inappropriate image macro.
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-31 01:09:13

  Modest Mouse video that isn't related to the subject.
  
  
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-31 01:10:15

  Statement that will be ignored about this thread being shut down because nobody care about the original topic.
  
• PhantomThiefXI

  2011-07-31 01:14:49 edited 2011-07-31 01:15:22

  huh...?
  
  
  complete idiot butts in and has no idea of what goes on, but insists on saying he is right
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-31 01:16:48

  (The dashboard melted but we still have the radio)
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-31 01:21:29

  ^^Spiteful comment towards poster. Mentions mental illness and getting back on medication.
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-31 01:22:08

  White knighting, despite not knowing anyone's gender here.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-31 01:23:14 edited 2011-07-31 01:23:21

  ^Calling out of white knighting. Insult on size of genitals.
  
• gentlemanorcus

  2011-07-31 01:23:27 edited 2011-07-31 01:23:41

  Calling out thespacephantom for white knighting, and then white knighting PhantomThiefXI
  
• PhantomThiefXI

  2011-07-31 01:23:57 edited 2011-07-31 01:24:25

  ^^^^calls every kind of phobia towards poster and claims he is the one with problems because his dad didn't love him enough
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-31 01:24:05

  Callous remark and link to site infected with various malware and viruses.
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-07-31 01:24:26

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Christian Weston Chandler comparison.
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-31 01:24:41

  Warning to everyone except jumpingzombie not to click on link.
  
• Tanya

  2011-07-31 01:25:09

  Pizza Dog

  Non-sequitur Plot bunny.
  
• gentlemanorcus

  2011-07-31 01:26:12 edited 2011-07-31 01:26:29

  ^^^ Says CWC is a dry lulzcow, makes Spax3 comparisons.
  
• PhantomThiefXI

  2011-07-31 01:26:32

  calls bullshit on everyone and claims to know someone who has been through that therefore I'm right
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-31 01:28:21

  Insult directed towards non-sequitur, questioning mental capacity and maturity.
  
  Five paragraphs detailing Thief's many logical fallacies.
  
  
• PhantomThiefXI

  2011-07-31 01:30:31

  tl;dr
  
  two paragraphs on how jumping zombie just wants to show off
  
• Tanya

  2011-07-31 01:30:33

  Pizza Dog

  20 pages detailing psychology of hater.
  
  comparisons to hated people brought up and verified through intense stalking and information gathering.
  
  Awarded noble prize for indepth character analysis of real life person.
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-31 01:31:39

  spams everyone's profile page with advertisements for mountain dew, resulting in perma-mega-super-ultra-ludicrous ban
• PhantomThiefXI

  2011-07-31 01:33:39 edited 2011-07-31 01:33:54

  Read all of clock's arguments, found one typo and concludes that it's shit because it contains typo
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-31 01:34:01 edited 2011-07-31 01:34:18

  ^^^Hypocritically calls out too long did not read. Also comments upon person's ego size and sex life.
  
  ^^Threatens to call a mod.
  
  ^^^^Calls Thief a Charlatan and comments on educational background not going passed pre-school.
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-31 01:34:44

  Two word post.
  
  "U mad?"
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2011-07-31 01:35:56

  Calls phantom an idiot. Uses appropriate image macro. Links to gaotse
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-31 01:36:57

  Hollers for a mod.
  
• PhantomThiefXI

  2011-07-31 01:37:41

  says zombie's dad is charlatan and comments on how sad she must be to come to the internet and try to act all big
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-07-31 01:37:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Thumps the last 20,000,000 posts.
  
  Dons mod hat and issues ineffective warning.
  
• thespacephantom

  2011-07-31 01:38:32

  (The dashboard melted but we still have the radio)
• gentlemanorcus

  2011-07-31 01:38:49 edited 2011-07-31 01:38:57

  Uploads poorly made Loss edit of posters. Says he has owned everybody.