You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Yeah this summer hasn't been too awful for the most part, but when it's been miserable it was miserable.
As for OP, Oregon has a lot of long interstates connecting things, and Portland is one of those idiotically designed cities where you have to go 10-30 miles for fucking anything. You'll usually spend 2/3 of it on cruise, and the rest in a neverending traffic jam that lasts twice as long as the entire rest of the trip combined.
That reminds me of when I lived in Palmyra, and we had to drive ~30 miles into Charlottesville to go shopping because there was essentially no retail back home (aside from one relatively overpriced local supermarket).
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Centie's Face Is Dumb Blvd
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☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
Now that my motor is on its last days I can't.