ITT: We are at a diner!

Comments

• Imipolex G

  2012-03-24 21:37:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  -takes notes on the decor, for possible use in stories-
  
• Ombre_Morbide

  2012-03-24 21:39:20

  *walks in and sits at the counter*
  
  I'll have a chicken BLT with ranch dressing on the side.
• ProfessorGator

  2012-03-24 21:41:59

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  (flips through the menu to see if there's anything interesting)
• Imipolex G

  2012-03-24 21:42:40

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  -orders a milk-
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-03-24 21:44:39

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  (finds something interesting)

  
  

  I'd like the chili bowl with cheese and garlic bread and also iced tea to drink, please.
• Ombre_Morbide

  2012-03-24 21:50:32

  *jukebox is playing*
  
  
• TheMightyAnonym

  2012-03-24 22:34:27

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  *uses straw to shoot spitwads*
  
• Unknown

  2012-03-25 02:10:00

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• Misery

  2012-03-25 02:12:05

  The sadness will last forever.

  -eats a grilled cheese sandwich-
  
• Icalasari

  2012-03-25 15:36:45

  ⊗¯\_(ツ)_/¯⊗

  Is it a Denny's!? If so, I'll take four orders of bacon!
  
  ...
  
  ...Don't judge me!
• Princess Alice

  2012-03-25 15:41:35

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *looks at a road map while I wait for my food*
  
• Haven

  2012-03-25 16:46:30

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  *orders fried chicken, forever*
• Eelektross

  2012-04-05 12:43:10

  CURLY FRIIIIEEEESS
• Obā-san

  2012-04-05 12:57:24

  
  

  YESSSS.