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If the major film studios were food

AnonusAnonus
edited 2017-06-30 08:11:28 in Chocolate
Disney: Some really weird tasting processed snack food

Warner Bros.: Butter or potato chips

Universal: Potato chips

20th Century Fox: cardboard

Columbia: Don't know

Paramount: Chocolate, probably really bad chocolate now though

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer: impossibly rich and creamy or fatty

Comments

  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I like the implication that you've eaten cardboard before
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hasn't everyone?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    i'm genuinely not sure whether it would be mean for me to indulge my shitposting temptation to create a thread comparing major film studios to some other completely unrelated category of items and assign comparisons wholly arbitrarily
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