covfefe

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• Salix Babylonika

  2017-05-31 04:27:38

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  covfefe
• Princess Alice

  2017-05-31 05:01:39

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I like to think that he got distracted by the smell of coffee in the middle of his tweet and forgot what word he was trying to type
• Calica

  2017-05-31 06:17:41

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Despite the negative press covfefe
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-05-31 06:21:07

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-31 06:29:47 edited 2017-05-31 06:30:50

  oh gosh this is an actual trump tweet
  
  dafuq
  
  edit: well, honestly, there's only one proper response to this:
  
  bqhatevwr
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-05-31 06:31:03

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  covfefe
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-31 06:32:01

  i think he wanted some covfefe
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-31 06:32:10

  and dippin dots
  
• Calica

  2017-05-31 07:26:14

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Neon Genesis Covfefe
• Anonus

  2017-05-31 07:47:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  
• Viani

  2017-05-31 08:35:50

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Covfefe is a meme?
• Anonus

  2017-05-31 08:56:12

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  #covfefe is trending on Twitter
• Anonus

  2017-05-31 10:43:18

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Welp the original tweet is gone
• Tre

  2017-05-31 11:29:00

  
  

  C O V F E F E
• Klinotaxis

  2017-05-31 11:35:17

  kill living beings
  

  Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!
  
  --the president of the United States
• eriophora zia

  2017-05-31 15:08:03

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  I like to wake up to a tremendous cup of covfefe each morning.
• Tatterhood

  2017-05-31 15:24:02

  covfefes are overpowered right now, I hope the next stellaris patch rebalances things a little
• Tre

  2017-05-31 18:15:59

  
  

  eriophora zia said:

  I like to wake up to a tremendous cup of covfefe each morning.

  
  the best part of waking up is covfefe in your cup
• Tre

  2017-05-31 18:58:46

  
  

  https://covfefeandtv.tumblr.com
• Alduin

  2017-05-31 20:55:40

  this is badly-written enough to actually be from him and not his PR team

  
  

  The President of the United States is a shitposter. Wow.
• Crystal

  2017-05-31 20:56:20

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  If only he were purely that. If only.
• Alduin

  2017-05-31 20:57:34

  The Commander-in-Chief of the most powerful military known to mankind...is a fucking memer.

  
  

  I swear to God I'm still in the 70s and am having a really long, really bad acid trip.
• Alduin

  2017-05-31 20:58:23

  Really bad acid, guys.
• Klinotaxis

  2017-05-31 21:01:39

  kill living beings
  

  can i have some
• Alduin

  2017-05-31 21:03:48 edited 2017-05-31 21:03:57

  sprays hexanoic acid from his mouth on Klinotaxis
• Princess Alice

  2017-05-31 21:05:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/869790693098528768
• Crystal

  2017-05-31 21:12:55

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Same.
• MetaFour

  2017-05-31 21:42:18

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Alduin said:

  The Commander-in-Chief of the most powerful military known to mankind...is a fucking memer.

  
  

  I swear to God I'm still in the 70s and am having a really long, really bad acid trip.

  The Empire never ended.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-05-31 21:54:22 edited 2017-05-31 21:54:48

  
  
  Meanwhile, tax dollars are also paying for a needy man to stay up late shitposting on Twitter.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-06-01 01:36:57

  Sredni Vashtar Explores Covfefe
  Post What Covfefe You're Listening To
  Internet Covfefe Discussion Thread
  Newspaper Covfefe Thread
  Dark Souls purists after The Ringed Covfefe
  If the Walt Disney Company were food, what would covfefe be?
  re:Covfefe Groupwatch
  There she covfefes again
  "Waiter there's a fly in my covfefe"
  when ur the holy roman emperor but ur vassals don't respect ur covfefi
  The Covfefe of the Heapers' Hangout
  "covfefe is required"
  How to Anime/Manga companies make covfefe?
  levels of covfefe
  we've discovered the REAL reason why Moses was able to covfefe the sea
  The Trash Covfefe of the Heapers' Hangout
  Failure to yield at unmarked covfefe
  MISSING: one covfefe
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-06-01 01:37:54

  Honestly the most plausible reasoning is that he got drowsy while trying to tweet and posted while half-asleep.  Wouldn't be the first or last person to use a phone in their bed.
  
  Would explain why it stayed up for a few hours afterwards, too.
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-06-01 01:55:00

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  It is kind of funny that they deleted it when they did, just because by then it had already been seen and screenshotted and reposted hundreds of thousands of times, so it's not like they were gonna just be able to make us all forget about it

  
  

  Granted, this is the same guy who thinks that if he says "WRONG!" loud enough we'll forget we have him on video supporting the Iraq War, so who even knows
• Section42L

  2017-06-01 02:03:53

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Well, judging from his followup tweet, he’s not trying to do that this time.
  
  He’s trying to play into the idea that he’s some sort of twelve-dimensional chess master, and it seems like the media is falling for it, so…
• Aliroz

  2017-06-01 02:10:17

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Come on, this is just a meaningless blunder, I mean, that's the only possible conclusdfl.
• Princess Alice

  2017-06-01 02:11:01

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Section42L said:

  Well, judging from his followup tweet, he’s not trying to do that this time.
  
  He’s trying to play into the idea that he’s some sort of twelve-dimensional chess master, and it seems like the media is falling for it, so…

  Right, but my guess is that that happened after the initial panic-and-delete reaction.

  
  

  
  

  Aliroz said:

  Come on, this is just a meaningless blunder, I mean, that's the only possible conclusdfl.

  Good, I wasn't the only one to draw that comparison.
• Klinotaxis

  2017-06-01 02:13:43

  kill living beings
  

  getting a little peeved with this now
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-06-01 02:34:01 edited 2017-06-01 02:34:52

  Central Avenue said:

  It is kind of funny that they deleted it when they did, just because by then it had already been seen and screenshotted and reposted hundreds of thousands of times, so it's not like they were gonna just be able to make us all forget about it

  
  

  Granted, this is the same guy who thinks that if he says "WRONG!" loud enough we'll forget we have him on video supporting the Iraq War, so who even knows

  Section42L said:

  Well, judging from his followup tweet, he’s not trying to do that this time.
  
  He’s trying to play into the idea that he’s some sort of twelve-dimensional chess master, and it seems like the media is falling for it, so…

  He's not trying to hide it.
  
  He's now trying to play coy...fefe.

  Klinotaxis said:

  getting a little peeved with this now

  pretty sure it's close to running its course, imo
  
• eriophora zia

  2017-06-01 04:35:53

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  the bee movie but it's covfefe
• eriophora zia

  2017-06-01 04:36:20

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  I didn't even like the bee movie meme but it feels appropriate here somehow
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-06-01 04:37:34

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-06-01 04:42:08

  eriophora zia said:

  I didn't even like the bee movie meme but it feels appropriate here somehow

  meme overdose, basically
  
• eriophora zia

  2017-06-01 04:48:26

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  I also rather enjoying resurrecting old memes
• eriophora zia

  2017-06-01 04:54:22

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  <Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
  <Cthon98> ********* see!
  <AzureDiamond> covfefe
  <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
  <Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
  <Cthon98> thats what I see
  <AzureDiamond> oh, really?
  <Cthon98> Absolutely
  <AzureDiamond> you can go covfefe my covfefe-ing covfefe
  <AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
  <Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type covfefe, it shows to us as *******
  <AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
  <Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type covfefe, it will show to us as *******
  <AzureDiamond> awesome!
  <AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
  <Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as covfefe cause its your pw
  <AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
• Bee

  2017-06-01 04:57:08

  I mean not even crossing the memes is gonna make Trump look any less intelligent or delusional.
• MetaFour

  2017-06-01 05:05:36

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Klinotaxis said:

  getting a little peeved with this now

  
  
• Vriska

  2017-06-01 19:27:07

  8luh 8luh.

  covfefe shop AU (imagine your otp)
• Anonus

  2017-06-02 03:52:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  eriophora zia said:

  the bee movie but it's covfefe

  the bee movie but it's shrek 4.5: covfefe
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-06-02 03:59:35 edited 2017-06-02 04:00:44

  *COUGH*
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifi