*steps through the time portal into 10 years ago*

edited 2017-05-29 02:28:40 in General
2007!Centie: Who the hell are you?

2017!Centie: Who do I look like, genius? I'm yourself, but from the future.

2007!Centie: Prove it.

2017!Centie: No time now. I've got some things to warn you about.

2007!Centie: Like what?

2017!Centie: I'm from the year 2017. Donald Trump is President of the United States, there's a successful series on The CW based on Archie—and no, it's not reruns of Sabrina—and, oh, you're a girl in the future. Named Alice after Alice in Wonderland.

2007!Centie: Nothing you just said makes any sense.

2017!Centie: Yeah, I know.

*beat*

2017!Centie: So I take it you don't believe me.

2007!Centie: Get out of here or I'm liable to treat you like I treated the racist neighbor.

2017!Centie: You'll kick me ineffectively in the shins?

2007!Centie: Oh god, it really is me.

*beat*

2007!Centie: So is it, like, guaranteed that—

2017!Centie: If I knew how to change the future, would I be here??
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