Jack Mack and the Heart Attack MEGATHREAD
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IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT JACK MACK:
*Jack Mack has never once died in an underground dog racing bet gone wrong
*Jack Mack invents 50% of all new drinks by putting stuff together and they getting people to dare him to drink it
*Every member of the Heart Attack has, at one time or another, been either the third guy in ZZ Top, the fourth guy in Phish, or the fifth guy in a police line up
*That CGI character they added to the Jabba's Palace sequence in Return of the Jedi is based on Jack Mack
*When you party with Jack Mack, you wake up smelling like tabasco sauce with nothing left in your wallet but your social security card. You open the fridge and find a hog's head and a jar of pickles with all the pickle juice gone, but all the pickles still there. Your sister won't return your calls , and you don't know why, and you never will
*Jack Mack is from Nebraska
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
*Wild Cherry frontman Rob Parissi has a pact with Jack Mack. If they are both still single at 75, they will kill each other.