I just don't get it. I mean, what's not to like about this place?
It's got plenty of asbestos insulation, so you don't have to worry about your heating bills in the winter, and all the walls are done in beautiful Dutch Boy Lead Paint--even the nursery!
I mean, sure, the basement floods sometimes, and I never did figure out how to use these outlets with only two prongs, but I've been assured by the real estate agent that all the bodies that were buried here back when this neighborhood was a cemetery were probably moved before the house was built!
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
Except her because she didn't even know that happened.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I always wondered what happened to the rest of the neighborhood after that. I know I wouldn't want to live there anymore after that whole ordeal came to light.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
£20? :p
Oh I'm sorry, I mean rule Britannia, tally ho, God save our gracious beef and gravy, what. I'm sure you're very witty old bean.
But that's not right anyway, it's more like, LAND OF GRIME AND DUBSTEP, MOTHER OF THE BBC! HOW SHALL WE EXTOL THEE? BY SLAGGING OFF THE COLONIES!
In fact, I'd probably get too excited, thus leading to a raise in price :<