Why doesn't anybody want to buy my house?

edited 2012-03-18 03:53:06 in General
I just don't get it. I mean, what's not to like about this place?

It's got plenty of asbestos insulation, so you don't have to worry about your heating bills in the winter, and all the walls are done in beautiful Dutch Boy Lead Paint--even the nursery!

I mean, sure, the basement floods sometimes, and I never did figure out how to use these outlets with only two prongs, but I've been assured by the real estate agent that all the bodies that were buried here back when this neighborhood was a cemetery were probably moved before the house was built!

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