Hey mighty Apatosaurus don't you have a lesson for us?

Odradek · 2012-03-16 20:18:15

What's that Apatosaurus-sensei? 2+2=4 YAY

We have learned something today.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-03-16 20:21:51

Hey, kids! It's your old pal, 'Doctor' Max Burbank! Now don't worry,
I'm not a medical doctor like that guy in the white lab coat who's
always giving you shots and telling you to cough while he does bad
touch! And I don't have some stuffy old PHD, either. I'm a 'Doctor' the
way that guy your mom was necking with in the garage is your 'Uncle'.
It's a perfectly legitimate, reasonable prison nickname.

Anyways, you didn't come here to listen to the ol' Doceroonie ramble
on about experimenting on his cell mates back in the day! You came to
find out what's up in...

TRUE SCIENCE NEWS FACTS FOR KIDS!

MYSTERIES OF SCIENCE REVEALED! Raise your hands if you knew that the
beak of a large squid can hurt like a sonovabitch if it gets a hold of
your finger. Johnny? Petra? Very good. You two get yourselves a juice
box. The rest of you? Forewarned is forearmed. No, not four armed, you
idiot! What the hell has four arms? This is Science News. Get the hell
out.

Imipolex G · 2012-03-16 20:23:43

200 Kazoos, playing Handel's Messiah

Spacey · 2012-03-16 20:24:57

all glory to the Mighty Apatosaurus

Imipolex G · 2012-03-16 20:25:21

BRONTOSAURUS

Imipolex G · 2012-03-16 20:35:51

>.>

<.<

Unknown · 2012-03-16 20:45:50

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Obā-san · 2012-03-16 20:46:46

I hate The Police.

Justice4243 · 2012-03-16 20:47:39

Imipolex G · 2012-03-16 20:48:12

The Move > The Police

Unknown · 2012-03-16 20:49:44

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Haven · 2012-03-16 21:26:17

"Isn't a "brontosaurus" really just an apatosaurus with the head of a different dinosaur?"
"And a hippogriff is really just a horse with the head and wings of a bird, but I've still got eight squadrons mounted on the damn things."
"Hmm. Fair enough."

Unknown · 2012-03-16 21:29:22

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Viani · 2012-03-16 21:39:16

It depends on what sounds cooler.

Apatosauruses are greenish, and Brontos are gray/blue.

Unknown · 2012-03-16 21:46:59

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Imipolex G · 2012-03-16 21:47:32

It coulda been purple

Justice4243 · 2012-03-16 21:48:08

^

Imipolex G · 2012-03-16 21:49:05

Fuck you, Yotsuba, I know what I want.

Justice4243 · 2012-03-16 21:50:41

I'm too amused by the idea of Imi telling a five year old to fuck off to really reply to that.

Imipolex G · 2012-03-16 21:52:31

SHUT UP KID

Unknown · 2012-03-16 21:54:54

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Hey mighty Apatosaurus don't you have a lesson for us?

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