all the best ships

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• Princess Alice

  2012-03-11 07:26:52

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ...vanilla ate half my post
  
  I also had "gold/calcium" and "nightfall rainbow/akzidenz-grotesk"
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-03-11 07:27:52

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  yukari/nyamo (search your feelings, you know it to be true)

  
  

  I-64/US 60 (US 250 is a stupid hoe)
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-03-11 07:33:27

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  I am disappoint, I thought this thread would be about the best boats
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-03-11 10:13:33

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  The best sailed ships of mice and men, gang aft agley?
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-03-11 12:49:13

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Marisa/Everyone
• Unknown

  2012-03-11 13:01:38

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• ProfessorGator

  2012-03-11 13:05:15

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Ditto/Zoroark

  
  

  Zekrom/Blue-Eyes White Dragon
• Bunny

  2012-03-11 13:56:31

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  Pinkiedash

  
  

  Wailord/Skitty
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-03-11 15:33:23

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  
  
  Thats totes the best ship
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-03-11 15:40:28

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Victory Viper/Lord British

  
  

  There. A ship in multiple senses of the word.
• Tre

  2012-03-11 16:08:12

  
  

  
  
  Her name's the Epic. Of course she's the best ship.
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-03-11 16:11:40

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  The invincible would sink that ship :p
  
• Justice4243

  2012-03-11 16:14:22

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Twilight/Trixie 

  
  

  Sokka/most the female cast of Avatar: the last Airbender

  
  

  Smoke/Beef back ribs
• Tre

  2012-03-11 16:14:28

  
  

  BUT IT HAS CIVVIES ON IT
  
  If they sunk it, they'd be arrested for MURDUR
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-03-11 16:20:24

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  R9-A Arrowhead / Silver Hawk
  
• Misery

  2012-03-11 16:23:32

  The sadness will last forever.

  No ships.
  
  Only literal ones.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-03-11 16:39:14

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Lizard/Derp

  
  

  Allan/All  of Ken's clothes

  
  

  Hippos/Water

  
  

  Humans/Phones

  
  

  Scientific research/Horse Sperm 
• Princess Alice

  2012-03-11 16:57:36

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I love how nobody commented on the original joke (i.e., me finding as many ways as I can to ship CA/AU)
  
• Justice4243

  2012-03-11 17:01:22

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  You know, maybe it's because I have a headache, but my brain only really processed "gold/calcium" that way.

  
  

  Though, if I where paying more attention 

  
  

  "zorak/alice in wonderland

  
  tails/belle"

  
  

  probably would have clicked.
• Viani

  2012-03-11 17:04:39

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  dorothy/toto
• Haven

  2012-03-11 17:13:06

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  I actually got all of them, but then I decided not to post in this topic because I couldn't think of another good one. Later, I couldn't find a picture of The Spelljammer.

  
  

  Soo...have a squidship.

  
  

  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-03-11 17:17:00

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  
  
  Thats the best ship
  
• Unknown

  2012-03-11 17:36:17 edited 2012-03-11 17:36:30

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• ProfessorGator

  2012-03-11 17:39:38

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  It took me a while longer than it should have, but I got it. And now that I think about it, so did Deathonabun, judging from his first entry.

  
  

  But in the meantime, I got in my obligatory Pokémon references.
• Irene

  2012-03-11 17:40:17

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  Vriska x Lucas(dur)

  
  

  Imi x Cowgirls
• Tre

  2012-03-11 17:50:33

  
  

  I got the joke as soon as possible but I didnt comment on it for some reason.
  
  On that note, Lionsgate/Kroger
• Unknown

  2012-03-11 18:24:53

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• Tre

  2012-03-11 18:28:45 edited 2012-03-11 18:29:00

  
  

  Tre/nobody
• Unknown

  2012-03-11 18:32:02 edited 2012-03-11 18:32:50

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• Imipolex G

  2012-03-11 18:48:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  "Imi x Cowgirls"
  
  OH YES
  
  Also, everyone knows the Klingon Bird of Prey is an awesome ship.
  
  
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-03-11 18:49:57

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  USS Enterprise E > A Bird of Prey
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-03-11 18:52:42

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  They're both cool in their own way.
  
• Unknown

  2012-03-11 18:53:12

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• Irene

  2012-03-11 18:59:57

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  @Imi: It was totally obvious. XD

  
  

  @Squiddle: Yeah. Maybe not romantically, but...
• Ombre_Morbide

  2012-03-13 16:32:56

  
  
  Oh, c'mon.
  
  You knew this was coming.
  
• Misery

  2012-03-13 16:34:06

  The sadness will last forever.

  Morby/No one
  
• Tre

  2012-03-15 22:28:04 edited 2012-03-15 22:28:27

  
  

  Nobody / no one
• Irene

  2012-03-15 22:58:25

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  Battleship: The Movie

  
  

  ...No wait, that's the worst one. :P
• Ombre_Morbide

  2012-03-15 22:59:45 edited 2012-03-15 23:00:33

  No, that'd be Battleship: The Video Game.