heapers as nations in the 1444 start date in Europa Universalis 4

Salix Babylonika · 2017-02-20 06:56:31

post here and I'll give u a nation and why u are that nation

Epitome · 2017-02-20 06:56:45

me

Princess Alice · 2017-02-20 06:57:02

centie

glennmagusharvey · 2017-02-20 06:57:53

rayne

Crystal · 2017-02-20 06:58:19

Chirp.

Salix Babylonika · 2017-02-20 06:59:30

@Epitome: You're Aragon. Even though the unobservant might think of you as "off to the side", you're actually quite influential. Plus, you're easy to get along with, and you've probably got more than one "Castille" who can't wait to form a personal union with you.

LOAD Cherry · 2017-02-20 07:00:05

Me pls, thx

Anonus · 2017-02-20 07:01:06

me

Klinotaxis · 2017-02-20 07:01:56

How many are there

Epitome · 2017-02-20 07:03:34

don't you ever call me easy to get along with again you fuc

Salix Babylonika · 2017-02-20 07:05:33

Central Avenue said:
centie

@Central Avenue: You're England. Everyone knows how regal you are and wants to be just like you. Even that chick across the ocean, France, gets a li'l jealous sometimes. You're big into incest, and one day you'll blossom into a beautiful Great Britain.

glennmagusharvey said:
rayne

@glennmagusharvey: You're Brunswick! You're a bit difficult to start with, but once people know how to work your "economy", you're very easy to work with, and really, more nations could stand to be like you. Plus, you have a ton of potential, and there's a Hannover or even a Germany in you somewhere for certain.

Crystal said:
Chirp.

@Crystal: You're The Ottoman Empire, everyone is well aware that you are Large and In Charge, and even if certain "Albanias" and "Serbias" of the world might make plays at not acknowledging your "caliphate", the joke's on them, you've got the city of the world's desire right in the palm of your hand.

glennmagusharvey · 2017-02-20 07:06:27

this thread is like the best horoscope feature ever

Salix Babylonika · 2017-02-20 07:07:52

LOAD Cherry said:
Me pls, thx

@LOAD Cherry: You're Denmark! You might look small now, but you've got great friends--your personal "Norways" and "Swedens" one might say--and things are only going up for you. One day, you'll be a Scandinavia and everyone who said you couldn't do it will be eating their words. Plus, you're kick-ass, just like the vikings.

Crystal · 2017-02-20 07:08:14

I actually laughed out loud at Centie's. I quite like mine too.

Salix Babylonika · 2017-02-20 07:09:09

Klinotaxis said:
How many are there

not quite this many, but almost this many

Anonus I will type yours in a sec, I am gonna go make tea

Calica · 2017-02-20 07:09:30

calica

Imipolex G · 2017-02-20 07:10:38

ME ME ME

Princess Alice · 2017-02-20 07:11:15

Jane said:

Central Avenue said:
centie
@Central Avenue: You're England. Everyone knows how regal you are and wants to be just like you. Even that chick across the ocean, France, gets a li'l jealous sometimes. You're big into incest, and one day you'll blossom into a beautiful Great Britain.

I love it.

Fossilmaiden · 2017-02-20 07:15:32

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thenamelesssamurai · 2017-02-20 07:27:36

Count me in.

Salix Babylonika · 2017-02-20 07:37:14

Anonus said:
me

@Anonus: You're Austria: You're the heart of the place, quite frankly, and without you it'd fall apart. Sure, sometimes someone (your "Charles VII" if you will) will step in in your place, but it's just not the same until you come back. Plus, you're big into family business. If there's a "duchy" or "kingdom" out there you can own, you want your name on it pronto. One day, you might become an "Austro-Hungarian Empire".

Klinotaxis said:
How many are there

@Klinotaxis (even tho you technically did not ask): You're Uzbekistan: To an outsider, it's hard to tell what's up with you, but that's just because you're unpredictable! You have your hands in a lot of pies, or, "nations", and with proper application of your many talents, you can go just about anywhere. A "Bukhara" isn't just a possibility in your future, it's all but certain.

Calica said:
calica

@Calica: You're The Hanseatic City of Luebeck. You might be easy to underestimate because you don't try to "paint the map" your color, but the fact of the matter is that inside that single province you're bustling with ideas and culture of all types. Plus, you're probably one of the sites of the Reformation.

Imipolex G said:
ME ME ME

@Imipolex G: You're Muscovy. You keep to yourself, but that's only so you can expand on your own terms. One day, you'll become a cowmunist nation of moo-ghty strength and will rule the whole of Eurasia by bovine right.

Fossilmaiden said:
01100010 01100101 01100101 01110000

@Fossilmeiden: You're Ming China. Everyone knows that you're divine. Everyone who's jealous of you is just a barbarian from some far-off "country" that you couldn't care less about. You're the best in the world at what you do, that's just a simple fact.

Klinotaxis · 2017-02-20 07:37:48

hell yeah i love uzbekistan (historically) (it kind of sucks at the moment)

Tre · 2017-02-20 07:38:01

boop

Salix Babylonika · 2017-02-20 07:41:59

thenamelesssamurai said:
Count me in.

@thenamelessamura: You're The Shiba Daimyo. Everyone knows how cool you are, and you love samurais--you're full of them, in fact. Plus, it's just a matter of time before you take over and become the new "Japan".

Tre said:
boop

@Tre: You're Ceylon. Everyone else is way too high-strung and concerned with power-plays. You just wanna stay in the Indian ocean out of everyone's way, meditate, earn some fat ducats, and chill. No "Portugal" for you, thanks.

Imipolex G · 2017-02-20 07:45:41

the Moscow cow

Salix Babylonika · 2017-02-20 07:46:22

the Mos-cow

Obā-san · 2017-02-20 07:48:40

meow

Salix Babylonika · 2017-02-20 07:49:27

oh this one's easy!

Salix Babylonika · 2017-02-20 07:49:37

wait no it's not, Persia doesn't exist at the start of the game. Damn.

Yarrun XIX · 2017-02-20 07:51:00

Put me in, coach

Salix Babylonika · 2017-02-20 08:00:27

@Naney: You're The Serene Republic of Venice. Your primary concern in this world is luxury, and while you might not be a "doge", you certainly love the finer things in life. Plus, you'd never let a little thing like, say, a crusade get in the way of some nice shinies.

I think I have run out of brainspace for this tonight