Why aren't there three Raymen

Straight Rayman

Gay Rayman

Bisexual Rayman
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Would they make out?
  • man I really thought this was gonna be a Tre post
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Would they make out?

    Some of them might

    Straight Rayman isn't interested. He wants Raywoman
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    How was Rayman born
  • THAT'S ARYANISM ANONUS
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Aryanism?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Dynamite Headdy is Rayman's father
  • Tamlin said:

    THAT'S ARYANISM ANONUS

    a part of my brain that I do not use often roared to life and I laughed aloud at this quip
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But how would a Rayman species give birth
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Jane said:

    Tamlin said:

    THAT'S ARYANISM ANONUS

    a part of my brain that I do not use often roared to life and I laughed aloud at this quip
    but Quip has nothing to do with this
  • oops autocorrect turned arianism into aryanism

    which is

    not the same
  • Anonus said:

    Aryanism?


    Arianism, in Christianity, is a Christological[1] concept that asserts that Jesus Christ is the Son of God who was begotten by God the Father at a point in time, is distinct from the Father and is therefore subordinate to the Father, but the Son is also God.[2] Arian teachings were first attributed to Arius (c. AD 250–336), a Christian presbyter in Alexandria, Egypt. The teachings of Arius and his supporters were opposed to the prevailing theological views held by proto-orthodox Christians, regarding the nature of the Trinity and the nature of Christ. The Arian concept of Christ is that the Son of God did not always exist but was begotten by God the Father.[2]
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    So is Rayman Jesus or something
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    godwin by autocorrect

    first time I've seen it
  • I was almost tempted not to say a word in this thread given how perfect it ended up being without me, but I couldn't not express my appreciation for it.

    Rayman's, like, 100% Asexual tho. Jsaying.
  • Pointman
    Lineman
    Segmentman
    Rayman
    Areaman
    Volumeman
    Triangleman (who gets into fights and wins)
    Squareman, Rectangleman, Trapezoidman
    Circleman, Ovalman
    Pyramidman, Cubeman
    Saddleman
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tamlin said:

    THAT'S ARYANISM ANONUS


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    CHRISTMAS IS SAVED
  • no one likes geometry :(
  • Pointman
    Lineman
    Segmentman
    Rayman
    Areaman
    Volumeman
    Triangleman (who gets into fights and wins)
    Squareman, Rectangleman, Trapezoidman
    Circleman, Ovalman
    Pyramidman, Cubeman
    Saddleman


    You know, this post is funnier if you trace the origins (HA) of Rayman's name: the persisting urban legend (which I'm pretty sure is legit) is that he was named after the ray-tracing software Ubisoft used to animate the first game.

    While I'm on the subject, he and most characters in the first game are missing limbs as a way of reducing the load on the animators-- animating a set of floating body parts was easier in the engine than connecting everything, and it ended up giving Ray a relatively unique look too. (Yes, I know Dynamite Headdy came out and did it first. No, I don't care. )
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well you fucking SHOULD care
  • I'm pretty sure Rayman reproduces by, like, tossing his disembodied hands on the floor and then they start budding.
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