Super Bowl LI

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• Imipolex G

  2017-02-05 19:16:37

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Super Bowels
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-02-05 19:18:56

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Like Bill Maher, I root for Atlanta on political grounds.
  
• Obā-san

  2017-02-05 19:47:31

  
  

  foot
• Obā-san

  2017-02-05 19:47:42

  
  

  bowl
• Bee

  2017-02-05 20:33:17

  I'm rooting for the speedy collapse of professional and college football as a general establishment so we can actually spend money on schools.  Is that team playing this year?
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 20:35:11

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Bee said:

  I'm rooting for the speedy collapse of professional and college football as a general establishment so we can actually spend money on schools.  Is that team playing this year?

  
  It might be, I honestly kind of am with you
  
  The pageantry of college football is fun for me but I loathe the NFL
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 21:23:03

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  They have a "Social Media Minute" segment where they're showing tweets on TV

  
  

  I don't remember this being present on Fox's last Super Bowl (XLVIII)
• Calica

  2017-02-05 21:26:22

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i have family in atlanta so i'm rooting for them by default
• Calica

  2017-02-05 21:30:21

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  though i'm not going to actually watch prolly
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 21:38:08

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  My mother warned me about Trump's interview with Bill O'Reilly
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 21:48:18

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  yeah the Super Bowl is much, much less fun when "your" team isn't in it

  
  

  (The Broncos are the defending champs for, oh, 5-6 more hours!)
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 22:22:52

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  In case anyone cares, the chowder and the peach cobbler are tied
• eriophora zia

  2017-02-05 22:28:25

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  I do not care about either of the teams this year, so I'm just going to make some chips and dip for myself and count it as my super bowl participation. Maybe I'll google the score a couple times.
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-02-05 22:28:33

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  what
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 22:30:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Jane said:

  what

  every year since 2005, my mother has prepared food for me representing the two cities, and asked me to pick a favorite
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 22:31:01

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  the first year was clam chowder and a cheese steak hot pocket
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-02-05 22:31:36

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Sports
• Tre

  2017-02-05 22:37:17

  
  

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Sports

  yep
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 22:40:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  i don't blame you for thinking "sports"

  
  

  i feel like falling asleep
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 22:41:53

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  for real

  
  

  the world series is better than the super bowl
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 22:43:17

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Also I'm still weirded out at the Colin Kaepernick anthem flap

  
  

  Before this he had a reputation for being a dopey dudebro but still
• Calica

  2017-02-05 22:45:27

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Anonus said:

  Also I'm still weirded out at the Colin Kaepernick anthem flap

  
  

  Before this he had a reputation for being a dopey dudebro but still

  it's because of racism
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 22:49:48

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I know, it's still perturbing to see it such a widespread sentiment

  
  

  Also, Fox Sports is going to air a "Tribute to America"
• Calica

  2017-02-05 22:50:21

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i can't believe america is fucking dead
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 23:02:18

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Fox seems to have new, cleaner graphics

  
  

  I think they're jealous of CBS, because they're using DIN too
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 23:05:01

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  There's a graphic reading "FOX | (SB LI Logo)"

  
  

  It looks a lot like CBS's bug for 50 last year

  
  

  I wonder if this is some sort of NFL mandate now?
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 23:09:18

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  They're showing a tribute to Hall of Famers from HBCUs
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-05 23:12:23 edited 2017-02-05 23:12:31

  Calica said:

  i can't believe america is fucking dead

  you mean this sarcastically but too many conservatives actually think this seriously
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-05 23:17:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  SPORTSBALL
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 23:24:04

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Matt Patricia looks like a young Santa Claus
• Princess Alice

  2017-02-05 23:25:24

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  He does!
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 23:38:05

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Kickoff

  
  

  Fox has flattened their scoreboard
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 23:40:24

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  New England has already gone three-and-out
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-02-05 23:41:23

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  fucking how? the game just started
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-05 23:43:16

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  what does three-and-out mean
  
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 23:44:04

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  failure to gain a first down
• Imipolex G

  2017-02-05 23:44:33

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  oh
• Anonus

  2017-02-05 23:49:05

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  oh there's tom brady getting something going
• Calica

  2017-02-06 00:01:00

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i've heard you can't count out touchdown tom
• Anonus

  2017-02-06 00:01:17

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  oh god the American Petroleum Institute paid for a Super Bowl ad
• Anonus

  2017-02-06 00:05:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Here's Tom Brady eating a pancake off the floor for Intel
• Anonus

  2017-02-06 00:15:22

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  oh god one of those "future of football" spots
• Anonus

  2017-02-06 00:16:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Atlanta scored a touchdown
• Anonus

  2017-02-06 00:18:17

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Young Stan Lee says "If you wanna make a universe, make a universe!"

  
  

  I am making several!
• Anonus

  2017-02-06 00:20:17

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Fox showing off their "Be the Player" technique
• Anonus

  2017-02-06 00:35:15

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I'm going to duck out during halftime

  
  

  Tell me if Lady Gaga does something interesting
• Anonus

  2017-02-06 00:37:08

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  The injured Rob Gronkowski is on the sideline with his Patriots Super Bowl LI sweater

  
  

  The over-branding is comical
• Anonus

  2017-02-06 00:41:15

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  jesus, Atlanta, what is with all the holding penalties
• Anonus

  2017-02-06 00:48:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  at any rate they overcame them because they scored another touchdown
• Anonus

  2017-02-06 01:47:57

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Second half

  
  

  Bill Nye is hawking Persil