WVIT
NBC's attempts to eat WVIT were unsuccessful, so it was placed in a dungeon where it was allowed to eat what was left of the bread last nibbled on by WBUF-TV in 1958 before NBC killed that station
Inside this dungeon was KNSD, which liked to go hide in the dungeon sometimes, and KXAS, KNSD's big brother who was forced to bake more bread for every NBC station and was forced to stay in the dungeon for being insolent. At times KXAS would try and get itself sold to another company, but its schemes always failed, as Dallas/Fort Worth was the fifth-largest DMA and NBC was not going to exit that market, now were they?
KNSD would often make loud noises by using WBUF's bones as if they were drums. This annoyed KXAS and WVIT; KXAS would often threaten to beat KNSD to death with its own arms, and WVIT tried to will itself out of the dungeon; this never worked as it was not a top-ten market station, and it never occurred to KXAS or KNSD to even attempt this.
The dungeon was soon lifted into Carson City, Nevada, where there was a lake of soapy water that the three stations were advised not to touch. But KNSD, being the idiot it was, touched the water, which transported it to the 1950s and rendered it an independent station once more, albeit one that had managed to broadcast prior to even being signed-on.
KXAS and WVIT were forced on a bread adventure to get back home to the NBC Shack in New York. They had to hitch several buses in order to get back there. The end.
Inside this dungeon was KNSD, which liked to go hide in the dungeon sometimes, and KXAS, KNSD's big brother who was forced to bake more bread for every NBC station and was forced to stay in the dungeon for being insolent. At times KXAS would try and get itself sold to another company, but its schemes always failed, as Dallas/Fort Worth was the fifth-largest DMA and NBC was not going to exit that market, now were they?
KNSD would often make loud noises by using WBUF's bones as if they were drums. This annoyed KXAS and WVIT; KXAS would often threaten to beat KNSD to death with its own arms, and WVIT tried to will itself out of the dungeon; this never worked as it was not a top-ten market station, and it never occurred to KXAS or KNSD to even attempt this.
The dungeon was soon lifted into Carson City, Nevada, where there was a lake of soapy water that the three stations were advised not to touch. But KNSD, being the idiot it was, touched the water, which transported it to the 1950s and rendered it an independent station once more, albeit one that had managed to broadcast prior to even being signed-on.
KXAS and WVIT were forced on a bread adventure to get back home to the NBC Shack in New York. They had to hitch several buses in order to get back there. The end.
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Well, um, good job Anonus.
I may not know any of these channels, but you have no mary sue channels, climax forces, or unwarranted plot clutter, keep it up.