I'm going to run for President of the United States someday

Comments

• Princess Alice

  2017-01-09 14:24:19

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Your campaign ads will have the BEST typography
• Imipolex G

  2017-01-09 18:12:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Imicow
• Section42L

  2017-01-09 20:16:19

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  I'm likely never going to live in America, so it'll have to be CA. :P
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-01-09 20:18:48

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Section42L said:

  I'm likely never going to live in America, so it'll have to be CA. :P

  I mean, even if you did, you wouldn't be eligible. :P
  
  (See also: Sally Jewell, Secretary of the Interior, who would be 8th in the line of succession, except she's British.)
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-01-09 20:19:54

  Do note that you have to have two people who live in two different states.
  
  Anyway, I could fill an attack-dog role, but I might be better off raising trouble elsewhere to create room for better policies.
  
• Calica

  2017-01-09 22:56:07

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Do note that you have to have two people who live in two different states.
  
  Anyway, I could fill an attack-dog role, but I might be better off raising trouble elsewhere to create room for better policies.
  

  not if you don't need the electoral votes from your state