There was a March Eridan on the old skaia.net image board that was wearing a Party Rock basketball outfit, but I haven't been able to find it again since the move.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's not quite an infinity thereof, but there are certainly many of them out in the Furthest Ring.
I am now making it canon in my brain that the March Eridan timeline is also the only timeline where Eridan has actually scored with anyone before dying horribly. After, I can promise nothing, but before? Yes.
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will you get me a march eridan for my birthday
oh boy
That's not what happened
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis