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• Imipolex G

  2016-12-30 02:44:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  should this be in NSFW
  
  oh wait...dammit
  
• Princess Alice

  2016-12-30 02:48:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *unzips pants*
• Imipolex G

  2016-12-30 02:54:37

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Thomas Pynchon said:

  Roger has unbuttoned his fly, taken his cock out, and is now busy pissing on the shiny table, the papers, in the ashtrays and pretty soon on these poker-faced men themselves, who, although executive material all right, men of hair-trigger minds, are still not quite willing to admit that this is happening, you know, in any world that really touches, at too many points, the one they're accustomed to ... and actually the fall of warm piss is quite pleasant as it sweeps by, across ten-guinea cravats, creative-looking little beards, up into a liver-spotted nostril, across a pair of Army-issue steel-rim eyeglasses, slashing up and down starched fronts, Phi Beta Kappa keys, Legions of Honour, Orders of Lenin, Iron Crosses, V.C.s, retirement watchchains, Dewey-for-President lapel pins, half-exposed service revolvers, and even a sawed-off shotgun under the shoulder there. . . .

  
  
• Obā-san

  2016-12-30 02:56:53

  
  

  im a cat damn it, not a urinal
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-12-30 03:23:46

  urine luck: