You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Reminds me of the conspiracy theorist I saw online years and years ago who claimed that traffic lights must be a scam by the electric company because four-way stops would work "just as well."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
see that's a weird conspiracy theory given that there are sensors embedded into the pavement to control traffic lights...it's not, like, a secret or anything...
see that's a weird conspiracy theory given that there are sensors embedded into the pavement to control traffic lights...it's not, like, a secret or anything...
wait, really????
I owe my grandfather an apology
unfortunately it will have to wait, well, like 80 years hopefully, but still. :/
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also they're located beneath the traffic lanes, not beneath manhole covers
also they control the traffic signals based on the presence of cars, not the presence of people