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It's been a while and I think we should all agree

OdradekOdradek
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That Tumblr graverobbing story was the phoniest of baloneys

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  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    Was that ever in doubt
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    it's getting stiff competition from pizzagate
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Why did you have to ruin the mood glenn

    nobody needed that
  • HexartesHexartes
    Was it though because I remember the graverobbing accusations weren't so much accusations so much as the person involved stating in detail how they'd steal fucking bones
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    yeah it was some bone-chilling stuff
  • HexartesHexartes
    Like I don't even think there's any ambiguity here the Tumblr user in question literally was talking about doing the very thing they were accused of
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Odradek said:

    Why did you have to ruin the mood glenn


    nobody needed that
    sorry, but your idea of the mood was clearly different from mine
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    Kexruct said:

    Like I don't even think there's any ambiguity here the Tumblr user in question literally was talking about doing the very thing they were accused of

    What i remember is reading a post by some kid saying they were going to get a skeleton for a ritual and me making my skeptical face
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    His name was "Ender"

    I doubt anyone calling themselves "Ender" online has ever robbed a grave
  • HexartesHexartes
    They were washed up from inground graves, not excavated from coffins
  • HexartesHexartes
    I mean I think in all likelihood the kid probably never got more than a few bones but I fully 100% believe this little weirdo managed to pick off a few bones when they washed up otherwise why would they admit to it
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    Edge, obviously
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    I bet they were chicken bones
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    jesus i googled this and a fucking real news article came up. did this blow up? fuck

    i guess they were actually arrested and charged for having a few bones
    Ender said:

    There’s probably human bones in there, but I know better than to give you that answer. [...] I’m sorry I care more than you care about your dead.

    fool
  • Obā-sanObā-san
    edited 2016-12-14 02:09:37

    ...I thought that was common knowledge?

    regardless, nobody appreciated my incredible joke
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    I don't know what anything in this thread is referring to so it's not common knowledge.

    Don't steal bones, probably.
    Tamlin said:

    ...I thought that was common knowledge?

    regardless, nobody appreciated my incredible joke

    I thought it was good.
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    it's new orleans so it's not cold or chilling, obviously

    and no, i read the callout post and was like, wait, callout posts are bulshit, and put it out of mind

    seeing all the tumblrisms around this has adequately reminded me why i quit, geez.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Your Tumblr was good. Now I am sad. :\
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    there are things I've never heard of

    this is one of them
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