Nobody ever waxes nostalgic over preschool or kindergarten

sure doesn't feel like it

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  • uh

    i liked the time where i

    played with the small toy train?

    i really liked the way it rolled on the track and stuff
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I kinda did, back in 2010 or so
  • Because memories and not having them
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Kexruct said:

    Because memories and not having them

    I have those memories
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I barely even remember much about that part of my life, and most of it wasnt school-related
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    People go "you don't have memories before the age of eight"

    Bullshit, I remember things from 1997
  • Subjectivity

    Exists
  • I have memories of preschool but little context

    If pressed I could probably remember quite a bit but there's little I could do to contextualize any of it meaningfully

    Also for me being a child, especially a young child, was mostly a series of frustrations unending. Good riddance, to be quite honest.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    well, right
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    For some reason, I remember my first day of kindergarten, which seemed very profound to me for some reason.

    Probably that Time thing kicking in
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    for some reason.
  • i do remember my first day of going on the bus

    mainly because i was sure that i had gotten on the wrong one, and would never find my way back home again
  • kill living beings
    i only remember embarassing things, and also having to explain my age. i have no idea why i hve detailed memory on that subject.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh yeah, the bus ride home from kindergarten was literally an hour long for some reason, and on the first day I panicked because I felt sure I must've gotten on the wrong bus
  • other things i remember:

    * that train

    * getting lost in the Blair Arcade

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    (the building in this picture)

    * my mother telling me that if i told anyone she was drinking child protective services would take me away. for some reason i was under the impression they would wear orange hazmat suits?

    * this lego blimp

    * sitting in the car, slightly before sunrise, holding a nesquik chocolate milk

    * losing my favorite lego train at the picture studio place, i was actually more calm about it than my mother was
  • kill living beings
    Tamlin said:

    for some reason i was under the impression they would wear orange hazmat suits?

    boy you sure do things different in the city
  • i honestly have no clue why i thought that

    i guess because that seems like what government agents who come to take things away would wear?

    anyways thats a fucked up thing to tell a kid, especially if you're like, a well-off white lady with a government job whose kid certainly aint going nowhere
  • image

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    this is the interior of the Blair Arcade by the way. its a very echo-y place
  • kill living beings
    kinda yeah

    and maybe you'd just seen ET or something
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cool place
  • man i fucking HATED ET so much

    the government was the bad guys? Massively Fucked Up.
  • but im pretty sure i had not seen it by that point
  • edited 2016-12-12 07:56:13
    kill living beings
    it's just that ET and Monsters Inc are the places i'd imagine a kid learning about PPE from
  • the people i imagined definitely werent wearing positive pressure suits they were like-

    i just found a hazmat suit fetish blog
  • kill living beings
    share
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tamlin said:

    the people i imagined definitely werent wearing positive pressure suits they were like-

    i just found a hazmat suit fetish blog

    i guess it shouldn't surprise me that such a thing exists, but...
  • http://hazmatsuitguys.tumblr.com/

    the pics are SFW and the captions are

    uh

    something
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Suits and socks and bums!
  • kill living beings
    nice, nice
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