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The characters in Firefly, a show I never watched

OdradekOdradek
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1. Hooker with a Heart of Gold
2. Preacherman
3. The psychologically damaged teenage girl nerds had a massive throbbing boner for
4. That one guy who died and it was sad
5. His wife who is married to Laurence Fishburne
6. Teen girl brother
7. Noted Internet Toilet, Adam Baldwin
8. Cactoid Jim, King Of The Martian Frontier

Comments

  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Oh yes, also the perky engineer lady
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    true
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Born on a mountaintop way out west
    Born tall and handsome and slim
    An asteroid fell for a wild desert flower
    Here's the story of Cactoid Jim
    (Yes Lord)
    That Legendary Cactoid Jim
    A big forest fire was a' heading towards town
    Folks hopes was getting mighty dim
    He roped a raincloud out the western sky
    And doused the flames, that Cactoid Jim
    (Yes Lord)
    That cloud-ropin' Cactoid Jim
    The dam broke way up river last year
    The flood came runnin' on in.
    He swallowed that river,
    Patched the whole darn dam
    Saved our village, that Cactoid Jim
    (Yes Lord)
    That flood-drinkin' Cactoid Jim
    Some spooked hypercattle was stampeding towards church
    In the middle of our Sunday hymn
    He called in a favor from the man upstairs
    We had burgers thanks to Cactoid Jim
    (Yes Lord)
    Kiss the cook, it's Cactoid Jim
    (Yes Lord)
    It's that cloud-ropin', river-drinkin', barbecuing Cactoid Jim!
    Cactoid Jim!
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Noted Internet Toilet
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