Variations on a Theme, by Mozartus Salierius. by the fireside.
I saw a fireside chat, I heard a baseball bat. i sensed a needle that threaded it's Eye of Sauron. but i'd be done seein' about everything when i see an elephant fly.
THE LAST METROID IS IN CAPTIVITY. THE GALAXY IS AT PEACE. I FIRST BATTLED THE METROIDS ON PLANET ZEBES. IT WAS THERE THAT I FOILED THE PLANS OF THE SPACE PIRATE LEADER MOTHER BRAIN TO USE THE CREATURES TO ATTACK GALACTIC CIVILIZATION... I NEXT FOUGHT THE METROIDS ON THEIR HOMEWORLD, SR388. I COMPLETELY ERADICATED THEM, EXCEPT FOR A LARVA WHICH, AFTER HATCHING, FOLLOWED ME LIKE A CONFUSED CHILD... I PERSONALLY DELIVERED IT TO THE GALACTIC RESEARCH STATION AT CERES SO SCIENTISTS COULD STUDY ITS ENERGY-PRODUCING QUALITIES... THE SCIENTIST'S FINDINGS WERE ASTOUNDING! THEY DISCOVERED THAT THE POWERS OF THE METROID MIGHT BE HARNESSED FOR THE GOOD OF CIVILIZATION! SATISFIED THAT ALL WAS WELL, I LEFT THE STATION TO SEEK A NEW BOUNTY TO HUNT. BUT, I HAD HARDLY GONE BEYOND THE ASTEROID BELT WHEN I PICKED UP A DISTRESS SIGNAL! CERES STATION WAS UNDER ATTACK!!
Take, me out to the ball, game, take, me out to the crowds. Buy me some peanuts and Cra, cker Jacks. I, don't care if I never get back so let's root, root root for the home, team. If they don't win it's a shame. 'Cause it's one, two, three strikes you're out in the old, ball, game!
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I saw a fireside chat, I heard a baseball bat.
i sensed a needle that threaded it's Eye of Sauron.
but i'd be done seein' about everything
when i see an elephant fly.
THE LAST METROID IS IN CAPTIVITY. THE GALAXY IS AT PEACE.
I FIRST BATTLED THE METROIDS ON PLANET ZEBES. IT WAS THERE THAT I FOILED THE PLANS OF THE SPACE PIRATE LEADER MOTHER BRAIN TO USE THE CREATURES TO ATTACK GALACTIC CIVILIZATION...
I NEXT FOUGHT THE METROIDS ON THEIR HOMEWORLD, SR388. I COMPLETELY ERADICATED THEM, EXCEPT FOR A LARVA WHICH, AFTER HATCHING, FOLLOWED ME LIKE A CONFUSED CHILD...
I PERSONALLY DELIVERED IT TO THE GALACTIC RESEARCH STATION AT CERES SO SCIENTISTS COULD STUDY ITS ENERGY-PRODUCING QUALITIES...
THE SCIENTIST'S FINDINGS WERE ASTOUNDING! THEY DISCOVERED THAT THE POWERS OF THE METROID MIGHT BE HARNESSED FOR THE GOOD OF CIVILIZATION!
SATISFIED THAT ALL WAS WELL, I LEFT THE STATION TO SEEK A NEW BOUNTY TO HUNT. BUT, I HAD HARDLY GONE BEYOND THE ASTEROID BELT WHEN I PICKED UP A DISTRESS SIGNAL! CERES STATION WAS UNDER ATTACK!!
(wait what, unaspirated edition)
falling down
falling down
london bridge is falling down
my fair lady
come again another day
rain, rain, go away
my friend __(insert name)__ wants to play
that's what she said
not jupiter though; it's made of tofu.
take, me out to the crowds.
Buy me some peanuts and Cra, cker Jacks.
I, don't care if I never get back so let's
root, root root for the home, team.
If they don't win it's a shame.
'Cause it's one, two,
three strikes you're out in the
old, ball, game!