Voltron 2016

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  • tag your spoilers

    big thing incoming because i've been liveblogging my thoughts on the first half hour
  • huh, neat
    I turned on voltron tho
    is one of these dudes
    actually named Hunk
    look at all these background characters we're never going to see again
    lotta stuff happening in the first 15 minutes here
    they don't take long to cut to the chase eh
    I'm having a hard time figuring out who the actual main character is
    probably intentional
    \ 🤖 /
    this seems interesting so far but it's hard to be boring after Egypt
    ahh the robots being CGI is  like
    a little disappointing
    still tho
    🦁 🤖
    there is a lot to be said for this sequence of a robotic lion tumbling through the sky
    and now into space
    kinda getting flashbacks to the bestworst parts of Transformers Cybertron but I kinda think all CGI robots are like that
    pfthahahaa it shoots lasers out of its mouth
    I wonder how many plot decisions in this show will be dictated by "the lion wants to [....]"
    this show was clearly made for people like 6-8 years younger than me but it's still like pretty alright
    not afraid to dive into the trope bag for "magic booming voices". Always a classic.
    ah and the best character possible enters
    her name is Allura that is fantastic
    ELF
    BUTLER
    wow they are really not afraid to just hit you with all possible forms of backstory here
    like we started this episode on Pluto with a mysterious kidnapping and now we're thousands of lightyears from earth and there are space elves who have been asleep for 10,000 years (exactly 10,000 years)
    somehow this is all one episode?
    are they just gonna use the same shot of the alien overlord any time he shows up
    "I can't believe your civilization created such advanced technology 10,000 years ago" PLUTO MAN THAT IS NOT HOW THAT WORKS
    SPACE MICE
    I really genuinely admire this show's commitment to cramming as many cliches into 30 minutes as possible and just running with them 30,000 miles away
    ahh now they're gonna split up so they can spotlight each of the characters in smaller groups before bringing them together later
    I know this plot structure
  • Spoiler:
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 9:34 PM
    I return
    slothman
    (do do da do)
    I love boating scenes
    also off-brand pikachus
    "what if I start crying? It's too late I'm already crying" v relatable
    🍋 daltar 🍋 - Today at 9:36 PM
    Joshiraku was amazing
    From the very first episode
    the first dialog I think is the main character saying
    "There is no need for this manga to be made an anime"
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 9:37 PM
    Joshiraku is crazy and I am sad I am one of like 8 people alive who have seemingly seen it
    🍋 daltar 🍋 - Today at 9:37 PM
    Then the rest of the girls panicking and telling her not to point that out
    "It's so mean to the effort of the animators! Who are working so hard to make us move even though there is so little to animate!" and as she says that she flails in amazingly fluid, perfect animation
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 9:38 PM
    yes, is good
    we should maybe have a liveblogging room
    I still have not actually picked up Male Peridot's name
    🍋 daltar 🍋 - Today at 9:40 PM
    YouTube
    Joshiraku Anime
    Joshiraku English Sub Ep 1 - Normal Dialogue


    squeaky squirrel voices
    but still
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 9:40 PM
    IT'S REALLY HARD FOR THESE LIONS FLYING THROUGH THE SKY TO NOT LOOK RIDICULOUS
    "Finger counting is more of an art than a science"
    🍑 Epi 🍑 - Today at 9:42 PM
    Male peri is pidge
    Pidge is gr8
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 9:43 PM
    "Girl you've already activated my particle barrer" smooth
    also
    Pidge??
    isn't that short for Patricia
    like it's the Midge/Marjorie relationship
    I feel like there's a virtually-created field of flowers in all science fantasy
    this show has some very pretty still shots
    o snap she has a uniform
    🍑 Epi 🍑 - Today at 9:46 PM
    Yiss
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 9:47 PM
    cool energy weapon things
    oh gosh Pidge is green, he really is Peridot
    THE MICE ARE MECHANICS
    PSYCHIC MECHANICS
    "what are you doing"
    "I'm trying to get them to make me a sandwich" whose mans is this(edited)
    how did Pidge reprogram an alien robot
    🍑 Epi 🍑 - Today at 9:53 PM
    Talent
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 9:54 PM
    Keith yelling at his lion is a way I have also fealt about electronics
    🍑 Epi 🍑 - Today at 9:55 PM
    Theyre all dorks
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 9:56 PM
    oh dang they did the panel thing where they all say a line and a shot of them takes up part of the screen
    BIG kitty
    🍑 Epi 🍑 - Today at 9:58 PM
    yiss
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 9:58 PM
    ....I just realized Allura pronounces the T in "castle"
    "I'm nodding, is everyone else nodding"
    "does anyone have any idea how to form Voltron" this is great
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 10:01 PM
    ohh shit they did the panel thing but it like formed a V
    the V stands for Voltron
    I wonder how long it took to animate this transformation sequence
    "I'M A LEG" the dialogue in this show is just phenomenal
    that ship is goooooooooooooooooooooooooooone
    well that's the 1 hour first episode done 

    no I'm not editing out the unrelated aside about Joshiraku go fuck yourself.
  • alright so spoilers still don't actually work
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I imagine the formatting carried over from Discord broke that spoiler box, though I don't know how to fix it
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    How is it? I've been thinking of giving it a shot
  • I really don't know how I'd describe it. I really enjoy it but I suspect that a solid like 2/3rds of the population would watch it and just be like "this is stupid"

    which it is, but that's kind of why I love it. It's overflowing with science fiction, fantasy, and science fantasy cliches and kinda revels in them.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Alright, but I love that kind of thing

    I love stuff that's really campy because it's stupid, but there's a point to it. It's on purpose and there's a bunch of lovable charm to it
  • I would say that that describes this show so far but I've only seen the first (hour long) episode
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    i like that you described pidge as "male peridot"
  • what is this voltron 2016 thing

    are they making a remake of it or something
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    ^ it's already out
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  • ah

    they certainly look...more inspired by their anime versions than by their 3D versions
  • it's by the Legend of Korra people IIRC.
  • Ah, that's good to know.

    The pic above doesn't seem hugely impressive but a single pic never does anything justice anyway.
  • it's not a particularly pretty show (not ugly either just sort of middle of the road) but its main appeal is its writing, as discussed above.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    DreamWorks Animation seems to have been way kinder to the DreamWorks Classics properties than prior stewards have

    Their Mr. Peabody & Sherman show, while not the way I'd have it look, is also very well-considered
  • Jane said:

    it's not a particularly pretty show (not ugly either just sort of middle of the road) but its main appeal is its writing, as discussed above.

    Great to hear!  I might check it out sometime.
  • edited 2016-09-27 03:10:55
    Oddly, while i much prefer the art of the original series, I think the 3D series had more interesting storyline. Even if it was kinda...awkward at times.

    So I'm quite curious how this will turn out.
  • spoilers beloo

    my thoughts on episode 3 as I watched it


    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 9:48 PM
    Voltron time
    there is a fishman
    upd8: still want to hug Allura
    🍑 Epi 🍑 - Today at 9:49 PM
    : D
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 9:49 PM
    now there's a ram mouse man
    I feel like every alien person in this series was named by throwing Scrabble tiles at the wall
    Allura has her hair up and it's cute
    start the sacrificial fire
    🍑 Epi 🍑 - Today at 9:54 PM
    omg yes the little aliens
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 9:54 PM
    ram mouse men
    ram mouse salamander men?
    "you are cuddly"
    "THANK YOU"
    you know these computers belong to the bad guys cuz the GUI is entirely red
    oh I already know exactly how this is gonna go
    yup they blew up the spaceship with the computer in it
    RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
    hey an evil mecha
    you know it's evil cuz it's purple
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 10:02 PM
    ok so does forming voltron come at the approximate three-quarters point of all the episodes?
    Just throwing out guesses here
    ah does Pidge's resentment throw off Voltron
    I bet it do
    I like the evil robot's weird turbine arm with the magnet energy orb thing
    it's something I would've drawn in a notebook when I was like 13
    ooh trauma
    flashbacks and trauma
    It is interesting that they decided to basically structure this fight as though the evil mecha was a video game boss. Giving it a weakness you have to figure out and all that.
    ooh do they get a sword
    ooh wow they went full Trigger Animation there for like five seconds
    THEY GOT HTE SOWRD
    🍑 Epi 🍑 - Today at 10:08 PM
    they did go full trigger
    and then it never happens again
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 10:08 PM
    why
    maybe they're saving that for season 2
    oh no they're gonna attack the ram mouse salamander village
    fishman is grateful
    🍑 Epi 🍑 - Today at 10:08 PM
    rip in pieces
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 10:10 PM
    ah the old "acting crazy" ploy
    works every time
    🍑 Epi 🍑 - Today at 10:10 PM
    shiro a good
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 10:10 PM
    my main question at this point is where he got that tuft of white hair from
    🍑 Epi 🍑 - Today at 10:10 PM
    aesthetic
    🍇 Jane 🍇 - Today at 10:12 PM
    "stuck my dick in a lightning socket for the AESTHETIC"
    lightning socket
    that's not what those are usually called
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I like Voltron a lot and I think later down the line it pulls out some really great tone work.

    Also, slightly disappointed we didn't get a good singalong theme song.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Tone as in emotional tone.
  • thoughts on episodes 7-9. Spoilers below.

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  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Pretty much my reaction when I watched it.

    Also: Allura did not have the voice that I expected her to have, seeing pictures of her all over social media and not actually watching any clips. Which was a surprise, but a good surprise.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    he is!

    well, the "male" part is debatable...
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Damn it, now I want to rewatch Voltron.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Okay, can someone explain something to me? Namely, who the hell is Keith?

    Like, how does he know Shiro, what's his deal, and so on. He's the huge question mark and I feel like I'm missing something.
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