the future is here and

Comments

• Princess Alice

  2016-09-22 07:17:46

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  This is the third time someone has shown me this tonight and that is inexplicably hilarious to me right now
• Klinotaxis

  2016-09-22 07:20:32

  kill living beings
  

  DON'T FALL BEHIND THE TIMES.
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-09-22 07:39:48

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  The future is here and everything needs to be destroyed.
• Tre

  2016-09-22 16:19:35

  
  

  the shredding industry icon since 1967
• Imipolex G

  2016-09-22 16:23:42

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  The future is here and everything needs to be destroyed.

  Best slogan ever
  
• Imipolex G

  2016-09-22 16:24:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Also, it's no coincidence that this is in the Pittsburgh region
  
  of all the things that need to be destroyed, eh
  
• Tre

  2016-09-22 16:25:51

  
  

  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-09-22 16:33:41

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  ALL SHALL BURN IN THIS TECHNOLOGICAL DYSTOPIA WE HAVE CREATED - Allegheny Shredders Company
• MetaFour

  2016-09-22 16:43:35

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  WE HAVE CREATED THE INSTRUMENTS OF OUR OWN DESTRUCTION - Allegheny Shredders Company
• Tachyon

  2016-09-22 19:40:56

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  this is the best thing i've seen all day
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-09-23 15:11:37

  they're so great with guitars that they can handle even the most metal stuff