Chex(TM) Arboretum

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  • ah, is this from Chex Quest

    you know I actually quite like Chex, and also this screenshot is pretty. v. vaporwave.
  • Chex is fucking dope

    i want some Chex right now
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    you'd be supporting a local business by buying Chex
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I used to play Chex Quest

    but it was just a reskin of Doom anyway
  • TreTre
    edited 2016-09-11 07:36:00
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    It's amazing how much more enjoyable Chex is than Crispix

    like, our elementary school had a deal with Kellogg where they'd give us cereal for the before school program (or maybe the after school program, can't remember exactly which) and it was always such a disappointment when they'd serve Crispix instead of stuff like Froot Loops or Frosted Flakes

    the cinnamon ones were marginally better, but that's not to say they were particularly enjoyable either

    maybe it was because I ate them without milk (they didn't have soy) but damn those things were bad

    Chex is baller tho, especially in Chex Mix.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Crispix always seemed like an "adult" cereal
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Honestly - no offense, Huck and pals - Kellogg's cereals are generally kind of boring...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I love Tony the Tiger, and Toucan Sam (he's a Mel Blanc character, did you know?), and their respective cereals, but the Kellogg's line of cereals isn't as deep as General Mills's or even Post's
  • I was jokin'. I actually can't stand frosted flakes.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    the name-brand Kellogg's variety tastes like cardboard

    store brands are better
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    They're called Cornflakes Dusted With A Light Sugar Coating here. (I'm lying, they're called Frosties.)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nobody owns Toucan Sam
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Chex Quest is a good game by virtue of being Just Doom.

    This is the only reason Noah's Ark 3D is a bad game, because Wolfenstein, unlike Doom, has not held up at all
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I haven't played Wolfenstein since 1993.

    It has Mecha Hitler, though, and that's okay.
  • i hear they actually made a pretty good update/port of Super Noah's Ark 3D for modern PC systems and I kinda wanna try it just for the hilarity
  • edited 2016-09-12 02:33:30
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Wait, they still make Crispix? I remember being obsessed with it when I was, like, 9.
  • I have never heard of a "crispix" though wiki says they exist in canada in some capacity
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    lee4hmz said:

    Wait, they still make Crispix? I remember being obsessed with it when I was, like, 9.

    why were you obsessed with Crispix?
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I forget now. I think I just liked the ads...the cereal itself was OK.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I remember thinking Crispix was somehow a vibrant, lively cereal
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Anyway Crispix is inferior to Chex because the name "Crispix" denies the joys of mushy cereal
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Heh...
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Set on a distant planet named Bazoik, the game follows the Chex Warrior, a human soldier clad in a Chex-shaped suit of armor, as he eradicates the invasion of the planet by the 'Flemoids':[11] a species of slimy, green invertebrates, who have infested the planet and captured many helpless human colonists, whom the Chex Warrior must save.[14] His main weapons are devices called "zorchers", which teleports his enemies to their home dimension.[3] The game starts at the landing pad of the research center on Bazoik; other levels include the laboratory, the arboretum, and finally, the underground caverns of Bazoik, where the Flemoids have established their colony. Their principal weapon against him, is the use of mucus as a projectile.


  • Regular Crispix is allegedly still a thing. The cinnamon variant (which was apparently called Cinnamon Crunch Crispix) got discontinued a few years after its introduction due to low sales.

    Can't say this is a particularly surprising development.
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