ITT: Storm Crow

Comments

• Obā-san

  2012-02-28 10:45:53

  
  

  Worthless piece of shit, dies to Doom Blade.
  
• Bunny

  2012-02-28 10:46:05

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  

  
  

  So. It has come to this.
• Justice4243

  2012-02-28 11:24:14

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  

  
  

  YEAH! STAFF-EXTENDING ACTION! :D

  
  

  ...

  
  

  D:
• Idler

  2012-02-28 11:56:19

  ^ Boom-chicka-wow-wow?
  
• Haven

  2012-02-28 12:55:26

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  I once dropped Chimney Imp at a blackjack table in Vegas. The dealer just bowed his head and scooped
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-28 12:59:40

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I misread the thread title as "Storm Cow" and I was hoping for something a little more bovine.
• Idler

  2012-02-28 13:03:07

  Like this?
  
  
  
• millercross

  2012-02-28 13:08:26

  Worthless piece of shit, dies to Doom Blade.

  Fuck you, that shit untaps in your untap step, therefore it's the best card
• Idler

  2012-02-28 13:09:38

  It's no Wood Elemental, though.
  
• Haven

  2012-02-28 13:10:33

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  The book I had yesterday had one character say someone who was gloating was "crowing so hard, hens all over are getting horny."
• Obā-san

  2012-02-28 13:35:13

  
  

  ALL HAIL.
  
  
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-02-28 13:53:04

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
  
• millercross

  2012-02-28 15:37:12 edited 2012-02-28 15:37:59

  Considering that Scourge was all about cards with a high CMC cost and spells that cared about that, I don't see Scornful Egotist as bad so much as bad out of context.

  
  

  No justification for Razor Boomerang, though.
• Obā-san

  2012-02-28 15:40:21

  
  

  I used to play with underpowered cards, but then I took a Razor Boomera-
  
  
  
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-02-28 15:51:10

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
  

  No justification for Razor Boomerang, though.
  

  When a direct damage card is weaker than Rod of Ruin, you know something's up.
  

  
  
• Bunny

  2012-02-28 16:04:18

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  Myr Galvanizer

  
  

  Myr Galvanizer

  
  

  Mana producing Myr

  
  

  Razor Boomerang

  
  

  AWWWW YEAH