Why does Surgeon General C. Everett Koop have only two smores?

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• Aliroz

  2016-09-08 23:19:32

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  He only has two because he ate the other three.
• Tatterhood

  2016-10-11 05:38:15

  This is a dumb thread.
  
  (Why am I bumping my own snowclone thread from a month ago to say it's dumb? Because I can't sleep, that's who.)
• Odradek

  2016-10-11 19:05:24

  My dreams exceed my real life

  The new Paper Mario party member C. Everett Koopa
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-10-11 19:13:46

  the new Mario Party member paper by C. Everett Koopa
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-10-12 01:23:21

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Because has to cut back on s'mores for his health, which is why he also uses LIFE ALERT!