Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

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• Obā-san

  2016-09-08 18:30:29

  
  

  dohohohohoho!
• Princess Alice

  2016-09-08 18:41:25

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  oh hey, I posted this in Community somehow
• Princess Alice

  2016-09-08 22:06:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Thread is now open to the public

  
  

  And yeah, I learned this joke in second grade
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-09-09 01:09:22

  fuck chickens
  
• Crystal

  2016-09-09 01:10:22

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  First of all how da - wait nah, that's acceptable.
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-09-09 01:21:38

  Central Avenue said:

  Thread is now open to the public

  
  

  And yeah, I learned this joke in second grade

  why did the chicken cross the road?
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-09-09 01:23:13

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  glennmagusharvey said:

  fuck chickens
  

  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-09-09 01:23:31

  A: well he had to do that because he needed to get to the bus stop.  he's not particularly wealthy so he takes public transit to work, and if he didn't cross the road he'd have to ride the bus an extra hour, tripling his commute.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-09-09 01:29:22

  Jane said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  fuck chickens
  

  
  

  
  
  
  
• Tachyon

  2016-09-09 19:21:25

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  eddies in the space-time continuum