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Why do bRitish people wear shoes so often??

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
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If fairies can go barefoot, then like that should be good enough for everyone.

Seriously ...

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  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    British people don't have wings, generally.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Americans don't need no shoes.

    MURRICA
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    We use maths at almost every point of the day, whether we're working out how to thread our shoelaces, calculating the optimal moment on which to embark upon a conversation, or, if you can fly, planning your trajectory for the journey to work.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    British people don't have wings, generally.

    This isn't about British people

    It's about bRitish people

    Big difference, Big Government
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    do bRitish people have wings?
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    do bRitish people have feet?
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Do feet have wings?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    And here Alice began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy sort of way, 'Do feet have wings? Do feet have wings?' and sometimes, 'Do wings have feet?' for, you see, as she couldn't answer either question, it didn't much matter which way she put it.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Do weet have fings?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-08-29 05:08:33
    It can be proven that weet have fings.

    First, we observe that weet are the combination of feet and wings.
    Second, we observe that fings are the combination of feet and wings.
    Since any object includes itself, therefore we can conclude that weet have fings.

    Q.E.D.
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
  • AlduinAlduin
    fun fact: Europeans put iron shavings in their shoes to ward off the Fae
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    fun fact: fun was invented by the Romans to more effectively subjugate their conquered lands
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    This Is What Philip K Dick Actually Believes
  • KilgoreTroutKilgoreTrout
    There's shit on the ground they don't want to step on.

    Sometimes literal shit.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2016-08-29 15:03:53
    I follow a common east-Asian practice of taking off one's shoes in one's home.

    I wish homes in the US were built with a lower stoop at which shoes could be easily placed.  Like how you see them in modern houses and apartments in anime.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Fossilmaiden said:

    Do feet have wings?


    Not unless one's sword is incredibly dull.
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