Cheevos

No matter if you guy/girl or whatever, Cheevos impress people. It's almost like saying 'Well, I got tons of Cheevos. There are tons of people online that are interested and respect me." 

You might be thinking 'Oh that's complete BS, I personally don't care about Cheevos when dating'.
And yeah, you are probably telling the truth, but it's in your sub-concious.  Sort of like how girls always like the bad guy, but never admit it.

Braggin about your Cheevos sometimes makes you look conceited, but that's a good thing.  It like how celebraties look conceited because they're rolling VIP into clubs and you're stuck in line.

'Brewer' asks 'What happens if you're cheevo talking at a bar, club or party and someone says they have more cheevos that you?'
Well, hopefully they are just hating and are lying. First look up their score with your cellphone, make sure you have a page bookmarked where you can check. If you catch them in a lie, you look even better.
If they are telling the truth and have more Cheevos than you, leave. Nothing else you can do. Buy the person a drink and leave, unless you're willing to look 2nd best. If you brought a date, odds are she's going to be impressed with the higher gamer score and ditch you. Get out as soon as you can and go to some other party. 
I've heard many females that have over 100k complain that they have a limited dating pool because they don't want to date down. This could get very complicated. You might want to have a one night stand with someone of Bboy360's looks, but it's another thing to show up at E3 holding hands with someone that only has 20k Cheevos. I'd try to find something that will make up for the lack of cheevos like being a reality star or something. 
I've made a equation I'm still working on to help with dating on your level:
Points = (Cheevos * 2) + youtube views + social media fans(myspace, facebook) + (breakdance skill leve(1-10) * 50,000) 

Comments

  • Tre said:

    Man, who the hell calls their Gamerscore "cheevos"?

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "Cheevos" is one letter away from "Cheetos"
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    It ain't easy bein' cheevy.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    MetaFour said:

    It ain't easy bein' cheevy.

  • since the last time this was posted I have discovered Actual People using the term "cheevos" but mostly juts in a silly way though
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the decline of western civilization part 816
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    the decline of western civilization part 816

    Will Bboy360 find love when he breaks 100k Cheevos and meets a top gamer girl?

    The Cheevos movie will cover Bboy360 breaking 100k Xbox Cheevos(gamerscore) and meeting a top gamer girl in a club (Filmed in hollywood).  Will he find love, or will it just be awkard.  What happens when famous gamers like Stallion83 (Gamerscore leader) will show up. Will Bboy360 become jealous of Stallion83?  Will the gamer girl leave Bboy360 to go after Stallion83?  Will Bboy360's breakdancing impress the gamer girl enough to make up for his lower gamerscore? This is all part of the movie plot.

    If you don't know Bboy360 here are his stats:

    • 100k Xbox Cheevos(gamerscore) / 55k MySpace friends (record holder)
    • 80k YouTube views
    • Rated 9.5 on Hot or Not
    • Member of the True Achievements Hall of fame and #63 in Kinect Cheevos

    More details of the plans are as follows:

    The movie will start with Bboy360 breaking 100,000 Xbox Cheevos(gamerscore) and celebrating with friends.  After hearing about Bboy360's milestone, Stallion83 calls him up to hang out with him in Los Angeles.  Bboy360 and Stallion83 meet many important people and go to exclusive nightclubs where they meet a top Gamer Girl with more gamerscore than Bboy360.  What exactly happens here will be unknown.  There will for sure be a big power struggle.  There will be breakdancing, fans, autograph signings and much much more.

    Expenses :

    • Fly in Stallion83 to be in the movie
    • Fly in a famous Gamer Girl
    • Rent out a night club in Hollywood
    • Laker tickets for Stallion83 and Bboy360
    • Filming and production costs
    • If fuding goes over we will get more celebraties to be in the moive and the maybe the Gamerscore popcast crew.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Realtalk I would genuinely hang out with Bboy360
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well, I wouldn't.
  • sweet bro and hella jeff, the moive
  • "If fuding goes over we will get more celebraties to be in the moive and the maybe the Gamerscore popcast crew."
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