Chef & Waiterman in the Morning on CAFFEINE 92.5!

edited 2013-02-03 01:27:08 in General
Caffeine 92.5!

hello cloudsdale!

chef, this is denver

hello denver then!
i'm so gald to be back on thea ir again, doing thwat I do best: coooking!
Now watch as I prefpare the perfect steak

chef, this is radio
they can't see that you've dragged an electic racnge into the studio and are now attepting to plut it in so you cna use it

rado? oh, foo
in that case, i'll just have to performa a song

oh dear god

YOU I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALY WAYT
...
waiterman, you're supposed to sing the next line

 chef, this is completely idiotit cand i want no part of it
 
waiterman, doi you forget we're being paid to enteratain the people
wighout us the drivers all over the city-and-aslos-county will be bored for the 10 mintues tit akes to get toe work
you woudlnt' do that to the queen city, would you?

sigh.
fine.

YO I'LL TELL YOU WAHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT

so tell me what you want, what you rally really want

YOU I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WIAHT I REALLY REALLY WANT

o tellm e what you want what ...(mummbles)

I WANNA HA
I WANNA HA
I REALLY REALLY REALLY

thanks, josh

(30 seconds of silence)

ok josh, that's long eough

WIATERMN!
having the producr cut offmy microsophone is rather rude!
and i DEMAND an pology!

sigh, fine
i'm sorry fchef

you are forgieen.
now don't forget we're talking calls and requrests and shit

you can't say "shit" on the radi--

shut it, waiterman
anyways, feel free to call our station at 555-KUCA
you won'at refgret it

unless you do

shut up and put on a song

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