Official Beck Timeline

Comments

• Crystal

  2016-07-22 16:16:27

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  2004 - Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad begins airing
• Odradek

  2016-07-22 16:19:27

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I'm a loser baby

  
  So why don't you kill me
• Odradek

  2016-07-22 16:19:35

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Get crazy with the cheese whiz!
• lee4hmz

  2016-07-22 17:03:30

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  yo bring it on down
• Imipolex G

  2016-07-22 17:59:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  How could you forget the Yardbirds? jeez
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-07-22 18:20:45

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  soy un perdedor
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-07-22 19:04:56

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I was about to say something about the Yardbirds, but Imi beat me to it.
• Tatterhood

  2016-07-22 19:10:10

  3002 - Beck holds a benefit concert for broken robots
• Calica

  2016-07-23 23:35:17

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  10000000000 BC - The thetans that would later form Beck are strapped to a volcano

  
  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-07-23 23:37:04

  kill living beings
  

  is this treating the novelization as canon
  
• Hexartes

  2016-07-24 03:18:37

  Apparently I look like Beck according to a pizza delivery guy

  
  

  gonna think about that for a while
• Odradek

  2016-07-24 04:11:48

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Kexruct said:

  Apparently I look like Beck according to a pizza delivery guy

  
  

  gonna think about that for a while

  Blowback, derelict
  
• Tre

  2016-07-24 08:32:02

  
  

  Kexruct said:

  Apparently I look like Beck according to a pizza delivery guy

  
  

  gonna think about that for a while

  
  https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/674752/#Comment_674752
  
  in other news, I now work for Pizza Hut
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-07-24 08:56:54

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  there are worse things to look like than Beck Hansen. Just don't join his church, he'll try to sell you space pills.
• Hexartes

  2016-07-24 09:04:03

  I completely forgot that Green made the comparison hooha