ITT: Odradek is an Atari executive during the heyday of Atari

Odradek · 2016-07-17 20:06:59

I've got a great idea... I'm going to order a video game version of ET made. And I'm going to inflate the projected sales numbers and make a whole bunch of copies because it's going to be so fucking big siblings will want their own copy. So even if it sells 1.5 million goddamn copies it's going to be a huge financial disaster. Yeah, yeah

*Snorts mountain of cocaine*

This is my best fucking idea since giving a golden chalice and scepter to the first person to beat our maze game.

*Snorts even more cocaine as Tom Sawyer by Journey continues to play in the background*

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-07-17 20:09:03

>tfw so high it doesnt matter who wrote tom sawyer CATCH THE FISH

Salix Babylonika · 2016-07-17 20:14:38

Today's Tom Sawyer, mean mean pride.

Tre · 2016-07-17 22:04:15

inb4 Imi rages about Tom Sawyer being credited to Journey and not Rush

Odradek · 2016-07-17 22:09:42

Honestly I thought someone would ask for a reference on the chalice

Anonus · 2016-07-17 22:10:55

<Steve Ross> Yes good

TitleName · 2016-07-17 22:11:33

Wasn't that for those World games?

Odradek · 2016-07-17 22:16:38

TitleName said:
Wasn't that for those World games?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swordquest Yes

Salix Babylonika · 2016-07-17 22:17:19

I actually knew that one, yeah.

TitleName · 2016-07-17 22:24:14

Yeah. The contest never actually got finished so Atari kept the rest of the prizes I believe.

Imipolex G · 2016-07-17 22:25:33

OH MY GAH I AM sooooooooo OFFENDED that you jokingly referred to "Tom Sawyer" as being by Journey instead of Mark Twain

Odradek · 2016-12-10 16:39:57

Odradek said:
I've got a great idea... I'm going to order a video game version of ET made. And I'm going to inflate the projected sales numbers and make a whole bunch of copies because it's going to be so fucking big siblings will want their own copy. So even if it sells 1.5 million goddamn copies it's going to be a huge financial disaster. Yeah, yeah

*Snorts mountain of cocaine*

This is my best fucking idea since giving a golden chalice and scepter to the first person to beat our maze game.

*Snorts even more cocaine as Tom Sawyer by Journey continues to play in the background*

Remember this the next time someone starts making noise about how another video game crash is coming

Imipolex G · 2016-12-10 19:37:31

Imipolex G said:
OH MY GAH I AM sooooooooo OFFENDED that you jokingly referred to "Tom Sawyer" as being by Journey instead of Mark Twain

Tre · 2016-12-10 20:12:35

oh my gah

Anonus · 2016-12-11 01:35:26

Anonus said:
<Steve Ross> Yes good

ITT: Odradek is an Atari executive during the heyday of Atari

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