The Networks of ABC Warner, the world's greatest media company, hold the U.S. broadcast rights to the Olympics in Rio.
Every two years, America sits their asses down in front of the TV to cheer on their homeland in the pursuit of athletic glory, and to watch overly sentimental Procter & Gamble commercials. America will do so again this summer.
So what the fuck does ABC Warner do for the Olympics? What am I supposed to do about that John Williams music?
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