Burritos are not legal anymore

Comments

• Imipolex G

  2011-07-04 17:06:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I ate one on Saturday. They can't take them away.
  
  ...
  
  THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR BURRITOS!!
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-07-08 13:32:16

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I WANT ONE
  
• Tre

  2011-07-20 00:27:36

  
  

  Burrito is spelled like that?
• Imipolex G

  2011-07-20 21:36:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Usually, yes.
  
• Justice4243

  2013-04-23 15:57:17 edited 2013-04-23 16:00:01

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  

   

   ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWER!
• Misery

  2013-04-23 16:00:55

  The sadness will last forever.

  mmmmmm....forbidden food...
  
• Tre

  2013-04-23 17:09:52

  
  

  I just had a burrito.
  
  I ARE A Я3BEГ
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-04-27 02:22:35

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  You are a yaevyeg?
• RocketRunner

  2013-04-27 03:31:17

  He's a maniac, maniac, and I sure know
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-10 12:11:39

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *eats a burrito*
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-06-10 12:41:33

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-12 01:42:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Milan Kundera meets Taco Bell
  
  ...I can live with that
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-06-12 10:33:34

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Burritos are amazing though!!! Especially when they have chicken and beef  and pork and lettuce and tomato and sour cream and cheese and hot sauce and barbecue sauce and peppers and mango and sauerkraut! (ノﾟωﾟ)ノ
  
• Previous Calica

  2013-06-12 20:40:57

  (flower path)

  Is this because tacoauthorized.com was seized by the Department of Justice?
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-06-30 21:38:58

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  :o
• Imipolex G

  2013-06-30 21:39:24

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  :O
• Justice4243

  2013-07-03 00:36:35

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  I like burritos too much to make them illegal. 

  
  

  I guess it could be argued I just want to horde them for myself, but I believe things are better enjoyed when you have others to discuss there merits with.
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-07-03 01:08:23

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  You can just have a private burrito cellar while the rest of the population suffers. Like Harding during the Prohibition.
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-07-03 01:09:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  damn you warren gamaliel harding
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-07-03 16:37:02

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Harding was a terrible president, but his middle name was rockin'.
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-07-03 19:59:05

  Warren Gimli Harding?
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-07-03 21:37:42

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  gamaliel
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-07-03 22:41:08

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yes. He was apparently named after Gamaliel the Elder, scholar of the Sanhedrin and grandson of Rabbi Hillel, who owned swag and was most based.
• Princess Alice

  2013-07-04 06:38:43

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  It figures that the most interesting of his names was the one that's usually just given as an initial.