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Official "Kexruct is mad about Cronus/Mituna shippers again" thread

HexartesHexartes
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It's been over four years and I'm still fucking mad that this was/is a thing.

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  • HexartesHexartes
    end all shipping
  • CrystalCrystal
    edited 2016-05-17 20:00:20
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Isn't Cronus and anyone bad, really (for the other character)? Not that that ship doesn't bother me, but the fans part is kind of lost on me.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Kexruct said:

    end all shipping

    Sorry, the world will stop existing if Kyouko/Sayaka stops being a thing.
  • HexartesHexartes
    HE'S LITERALLY A DARK PARODY OF "SEXY TEEN HEARTTHROB CHARACTERS"

    IT'S WHY HE MODELS HIMSELF OFF OF GREASERS! BECAUSE HE'S PARODYING THE UNCOMFORTABLE SEXUAL POLITICS OF THAT SUBCULTURE!

    IT'S SO OBVIOUS AND YET 
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    ("you" being a stand-in for The Internet here, not anyone in the thread)
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    i only ship the most abusive of all possible ships

    earth/the sun everyone dies
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Today is Tomorrow said:

    i only ship the most abusive of all possible ships


    earth/the sun everyone dies
    Uh, what the hell? It's so obviously Sun/Pluto.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    sun/pluto is fun for some people i guess but it i can't bend my suspension of disbelief that far
  • HexartesHexartes
    I don't mind abusive ships in the sense that I think depicting abuse is an important part of writing

    but

    Cronus/Mituna shippers have no intention whatsoever of examining the implications of that and only care about how kyoot they look together
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Cronus's interactions with Mituna are still the worst Homestuck has ever made me feel. I don't mean that in a "damn you Hussie breaking my heart" way, I mean in a "my skin is crawling and this is reminding me of a lot of really awful things from real life" way.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    I ship Katz/Yoshikage Kira
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I ship EVILDOERS/JUST-AND-LAWFUL-IMPRISONMENT!

    I also ship MY-RIGHTEOUS-FIST/THE-FACE-OF-INJUSTICE!

    And THE-TREE-OF-LIBERTY/THE-BLOOD-OF-TYRANTS!
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Haven said:

    Cronus's interactions with Mituna are still the worst Homestuck has ever made me feel. I don't mean that in a "damn you Hussie breaking my heart" way, I mean in a "my skin is crawling and this is reminding me of a lot of really awful things from real life" way.

    And then Kankri shows up and throws gasoline on the fire...
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