This is funnier than it has any right to be

Comments

• Calica

  2016-05-06 19:14:13

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  what will the solution to loschmidt's paradox come up with next
• Klinotaxis

  2016-05-06 19:19:16

  kill living beings
  

  wow, it can make pieces of scrap wood and a destroyed half a door! amazing
  
• Tre

  2016-05-06 19:29:53

  
  

  that couch is very Gateway 2000
• Aliroz

  2016-05-06 22:14:46

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I want more footage of this wonder.
  
• Aliroz

  2016-05-06 22:18:28

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I've often thought of the same thing, but with a car crusher, uncrushing a car.
  
• Aliroz

  2016-05-06 22:19:24

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Or Or I wanted to write a story about an antifire that could unburn things, or an antiknife that could bind things together.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-05-06 22:25:31

  a superhero whose power is the ability to reverse entropy
  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-05-06 23:01:26 edited 2016-05-06 23:09:59

  kill living beings
  

  apparently this device is actually intended for macerating sewage.
  
  v foxed v
  
• Calica

  2016-05-06 23:06:32 edited 2016-05-07 23:40:33

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  good to know that this machine that would create anything, would mostly create shit
• Tatterhood

  2016-05-06 23:13:16

  Aliroz said:

  I want more footage of this wonder.
  

  the company that makes the thing apparently did their own version of the video
  
• Princess Alice

  2016-05-07 22:12:14

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I am a civil engineering major

  
  

  Sanitation systems are a big deal for us :P
• Klinotaxis

  2016-05-07 22:27:14

  kill living beings
  

  i just didn't know. i thought it was for landfills or something
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-05-07 22:29:16

  i am disappointed that this machine does not create trash