The Cannibalism Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Yarrun XIX

  2016-04-24 03:04:22

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Only a fool eats bear meat
• Princess Alice

  2016-04-24 03:05:11

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  <CentralAve> Yarr: If you go to S&D Donuts and get a bear claw, is that cannibalism?
• Imipolex G

  2016-04-24 03:05:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I ate at Wendy's today
  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-04-24 03:08:31

  kill living beings
  

  i must say that a "cannbalism heap" is pretty unappealing in quite many senses
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-04-24 03:23:25

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  since when were horses made of bacon
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-04-24 03:26:11

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Fossilmaiden said:

  since when were horses made of bacon
  

  [Insert Australia joke here before Alex wakes up and bisects me with a Zweihander.]
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-04-24 03:27:34

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  CentralAvenue said:

  <CentralAve> Yarr: If you go to S&D Donuts and get a bear claw, is that cannibalism?

  A bear is not a sugary treat.

  
  

  Besides, if it's a donut, it probably isn't vegan
• Princess Alice

  2016-04-24 03:29:06

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Who's ever heard of a vegan bear, though?
• Tatterhood

  2016-04-24 03:29:50

  Yarrun XIX said:

  CentralAvenue said:

  <CentralAve> Yarr: If you go to S&D Donuts and get a bear claw, is that cannibalism?

  A bear is not a sugary treat.

  
  

  Besides, if it's a donut, it probably isn't vegan

  cannibalism isn't vegan either
  
  unless you're a plant I guess
  
• Tatterhood

  2016-04-24 03:30:45

  or a fungus
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-04-24 03:31:23

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  CentralAvenue said:

  Who's ever heard of a vegan bear, though?

  You have, right now

  
  

  -bares vegan bear teeth-
• Imipolex G

  2016-04-24 03:31:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  plants eating other plants, what is the world coming to
  
• Crystal

  2016-04-24 03:36:52

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Munch munch munch munch.