The best monster in the Epic Level Handbook
WOTC Guy 1: Hey, what else is scary and too dangerous for normal parties?
WOTC Guy 2: Well, fuck, we need another monster
WOTC Intern: How about a dinosaur... but it shoots prismatic sprays?
WOTC Guy 2: Sentient sphere of annihilation?
WOTC Guy 1: Did it
WOTC Guy 2: Stillborn godbaby?
WOTC Guy 1: Did it
WOTC Guy 2: A golem the size of a mountain?
WOTC Guy 1: Did it
WOTC Guy 2: Well, fuck, we need another monster
WOTC Intern: How about a dinosaur... but it shoots prismatic sprays?
WOTC Guys 1 and 2: PROMOTE THIS MAN
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead