...who is actually more like a queen combined with a goddess or something but thinks "princess" is a cooler title but that's all beside the point, which is BOW DOWN TO HER ROYAL HIGHNESS OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES
"It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
OH COME ON, IT'S NO FUN IF YOU ALL OBEY
ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO STEP OUT OF LINE, OR ELSE WE JUST PAID TO HAVE THE DUNGEON REMODELED FOR NOTHING
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
*thwaps squid with the Royal Rolled Up Newspaper*
ONE MORE SIGN OF DISRESPECT FROM YOU AND WE'LL HAVE YOU THROWN IN THE DUNGEON
AND NOT THE FUN DUNGEON WHERE WE PLAY WITH THE PRINCE, THE BORING ONE!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
YOU WILL STAY IN THE DUNGEON UNTIL WE ORDER YOU TO BE RELEASED
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
!!!
THAT YOUNG LADY JUST USED BIGGER, BOLDER TEXT THAN HER HIGHNESS
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
IT'S THE KINGDOM OF
UH
...
NEXT PERSON TO ASK WHAT THE KINGDOM IS CALLED GETS THROWN IN THE DUNGEON
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
WHAT ISN'T THE KINGDOM CALLED?
LOOPHOLE ABUSE GETS YOU THROWN IN THE DUNGEON
I love Mountain Dew.
DEAR GOD, YOU REALLY ARE A MASOCHIST
Princess are you a race car driver when you are not busy being the princess and all that stuff? :o
OF COURSE
THE ROYAL CAR GOES SO FAST IT'S ILLEGAL IN MOST COUNTRIES
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
SILENCE
AS PRINCESS, I HEREBY DECREE THAT ALL MOUNTAIN DEW IN THE KINGDOM SHALL BE GIVEN TO NANEY
GUARDS, THAT MEANS YOU CAN STOP FORCE-FEEDING IT TO THAT POOR NEXTWEEKSSPACEGHOST KID
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO STEP OUT OF LINE, OR ELSE WE JUST PAID TO HAVE THE DUNGEON REMODELED FOR NOTHING
ONE MORE SIGN OF DISRESPECT FROM YOU AND WE'LL HAVE YOU THROWN IN THE DUNGEON
AND NOT THE FUN DUNGEON WHERE WE PLAY WITH THE PRINCE, THE BORING ONE!
Oh, fine.
WE ARE NOT AMUSED
GUARDS, MAKE THIS YOUNG MAN DRINK MOUNTAIN DEW
^ OH COME ON
WE JUST HAD IT REMODELED
AND DON'T EVEN TRY THE DOORKNOB, OKAY
IT'S NOT LIKE THE LOCK IS BROKEN OR ANYTHING
A BARREL OF MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWWWWWWWW
(disclaimer: thespacephantom does not remember if that lyric is in that song)
(it probably is)
(but it might not be)
FOR THIS IDIOCY YOU WILL BE THROWN IN THE DUNGEON
BUT SERIOUSLY, DON'T TRY OPENING THE DOOR
IT TOTALLY WON'T WORK
*is also in the dungeon*
*pokes Squiddletron in the ear*
hey
hey kid
whatcha in for
^ WE ALREADY TOLD YOU, IT'S NOT THE FUN DUNGEON
I was put here because....
MY LEFT MOLAR IS GREEN.
oh, I don't know.
Some sort of HORRIBLE CHEMICAL ACCIDENT I suppose.
THAT YOUNG LADY JUST USED BIGGER, BOLDER TEXT THAN HER HIGHNESS
SHE WILL BE PUNISHED FOR THIS
JUST AS SOON AS WE FIGURE OUT HOW
HUGE FREAKIN' TEXT
(let's not cover the buttons, 'kay? -- her royal highness)
Well you see I was eating a HORRIBLE CHEMICAL SANDWICH and then my tooth turned GREEN.
Quite tragic, really.
What's this kingdom called anyway.
I never figured that one out.
Maybe it's not really a kingdom
maybe Princess Avenue isn't really a princess at all.
Maybe....
SHE'S A RACE CAR DRIVER
UH
...
NEXT PERSON TO ASK WHAT THE KINGDOM IS CALLED GETS THROWN IN THE DUNGEON
☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
THE ROYAL CAR GOES SO FAST IT'S ILLEGAL IN MOST COUNTRIES
AS PRINCESS, I HEREBY DECREE THAT ALL MOUNTAIN DEW IN THE KINGDOM SHALL BE GIVEN TO NANEY
GUARDS, THAT MEANS YOU CAN STOP FORCE-FEEDING IT TO THAT POOR NEXTWEEKSSPACEGHOST KID
oh thank goodness -genuflects-
ALSO I KEEP FORGETTING TO USE THE ROYAL "WE"
^^ YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER
NOW GET OUT OF MY PALACE
☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢