I'd watch a slasher movie featuring Daily Show alumni.
Jon Stewart invites them all to his mansion to make an announcement about who shall receive his fortune as his true heir, but then the lights go out during dinner...
I'd watch a slasher movie featuring Daily Show alumni.
Jon Stewart invites them all to his mansion to make an announcement about who shall receive his fortune as his true heir, but then the lights go out during dinner...
i'm guessing that the monster is fuckface von clownstick
"If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her" is the kind of thing that gets you killed in a horror movie.
Like the cold open is him saying that to a crowd of reporters while walking to his car, and when he gets in he discovers his driver's been replaced by the masked killer.
He tries to call the police, but his short stubby fingers keep misdialing
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