Penis Inspection Day

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• Idler

  2012-02-20 22:18:30

  I honestly think Kor women are very attractive.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-20 22:19:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Magic: The Gathering
  
  The cancer that is killing Heapdom
  
• Justice4243

  2012-02-20 23:03:34 edited 2012-02-20 23:04:14

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  How DARE a nerdy hobby interfere with our sanctuary of Homestuck and My Little Pony references!

  
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-20 23:07:23

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I'm just kidding
  
  What's with the heterochromia
  
• Justice4243

  2012-02-20 23:09:56 edited 2012-02-20 23:11:18

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  It's my troll-face so people know I'm just kidding.

  
  

  Also...DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

  
  

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-20 23:19:42

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  desu desu desu
  
  that's almost as bad as this
  
  
  
• Justice4243

  2012-02-20 23:23:35

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  
• RainbowMatt

  2012-02-21 00:17:57

  I'm just here to gay the place up

  Is it too late to report to the nurse?
  
  I would to assist her inspecting Penis?
• Gelzo

  2012-02-21 00:28:44

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  1) She's a woman.

  
  

  2) One typically uses one's hands and eyes to inspect things.
• RainbowMatt

  2012-02-21 00:58:47

  I'm just here to gay the place up

  Well, if I was allowed to assist I was thinking of using my mouth. You know, just to check texture and elasticity and such.
• Misery

  2012-02-21 02:12:40

  The sadness will last forever.

  I heard boobs. :3
  
• RainbowMatt

  2012-02-21 02:40:42

  I'm just here to gay the place up

  You heard wrong :p
• Misery

  2012-02-21 02:43:01

  The sadness will last forever.

  I'm outta here. :(
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-21 02:46:55

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  but finding the female form unappealing is foreign to you, you're straight.

  
  

  But I'm the exact opposite of straight and finding the female form unappealing is foreign to me too

  
  

  -stabs the uguu~ to death-
• Misery

  2012-02-21 02:49:42

  The sadness will last forever.

  I'm the exact opposite of straight and finding the female form unappealing is foreign to me too
• Tachyon

  2012-02-21 02:52:35 edited 2012-02-21 02:52:47

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  I'm ... straight and finding the female form unappealing is foreign to me too

  In all seriousness (why am I serious in this thread), "EWW GET IT AWAY" sounds like a really immature response. Were they joking?
• Gelzo

  2012-02-21 03:10:50

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  I like to think I'm not especially squeamish, but I'm not entirely comfortable if I'm made to look at parts of the male body in detail in sexual contexts.
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-21 03:12:24 edited 2012-02-21 03:12:35

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  I'm cool with exposed dicks as long as they stay at least five feet away from me at all times.
• Gelzo

  2012-02-21 03:19:10

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  So I guess it's as the saying goes? You gotta wrap it before you... rape it.
• Obā-san

  2012-02-21 03:19:45

  
  

  What? What kind of Old Saying is that?
• Tachyon

  2012-02-21 03:20:55 edited 2012-02-21 03:21:21

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  ^^^ Yeah, but this was just on TV, it's not like somebody was actually flashing the guy.
  
  I guess I could see it being kind of awkward if there was a lot of sexual nudity and he was watching it with other people, which he was.
  
  ^^ Uh.  What Naney said?
  
• Gelzo

  2012-02-21 03:21:46

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  You're not really going to get the joke unless you know the original saying.
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-21 03:22:05

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  I think I remember my grandpa say that to me and my friend once

  
  

  Only it wasn't my grandpa

  
  

  And she wasn't my friend so much as another girl he found at the playground

  
  

  But we had ice cream afterwards so it's all good :3
• Tachyon

  2012-02-21 03:25:18

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  ^^ Oh, was it this?  I never heard that before.
  
  ^ :o
  
• Bunny

  2012-02-21 03:25:50

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  You gotta wrap it before you tap it?
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-21 03:27:38

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  ^,^^
• Gelzo

  2012-02-21 03:30:10

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  Ding ding ding.
• Tachyon

  2012-02-21 03:32:16

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  I am sorry for not being aware of a phrase that nobody ever used in my presence and which never appeared in anything I have read.
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-21 03:32:30 edited 2012-02-21 03:33:53

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  AS YOU SHOULD BE

  
  

  I semi-accept your apologié.
• Viani

  2012-02-21 03:38:05

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  That's my favorite DUH in the entire show. :3
  
• Viani

  2012-02-21 03:41:04

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  You know what I think?
  
  Somebody should do a re-dub of Twilight Sparkle doing something a little like....THIS.
  
  
  
  Thank you Bronies, for making DT rise from obscurity with your autismal obsession with Tara Strong.
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-21 03:41:05 edited 2012-02-21 03:41:17

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  ^,^^I agree, sexy new mysterious stranger whom I have most certainly never met nor had hawt nastie lesbian thexxx with in my life, ever.
• Viani

  2012-02-21 03:44:54

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-06-21 20:06:46

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  DR. MIKO IS IN.
  
  (are you ready? you can do it!!!! This will be over in a jiffy.)