Penis Inspection Day

Gelzo · 2012-02-17 19:42:40

All male students must report to the nurse's office for penis inspection.

Obā-san · 2012-02-17 19:48:16

AWW HELL NO.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-17 19:49:06

it's a trap

Haven · 2012-02-17 19:51:19

This is ridickulous.

Irene · 2012-02-17 19:51:31

This count of dickery shall not be tolerate. :P

Idler · 2012-02-17 19:51:58

I think Gelzo ought to be penalized.

deathpigeon · 2012-02-17 19:53:44

*Eagerly reports to nurse's office.*

Gelzo · 2012-02-17 19:59:07

deathpigeon? You were supposed to wait until your name was called. Oh well, you'll be inspected by Nurse Valentine here.

deathpigeon · 2012-02-17 20:00:10

^ That was never specified. Anyway, I'm here for my penis inspection.

Haven · 2012-02-17 20:01:30

Idler: if you prosecute, he's sure to get the shaft.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-17 20:01:39

Nurse Valentine...

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Obā-san · 2012-02-17 20:01:49

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Gelzo · 2012-02-17 20:02:41

Okay, whatever.

*penis inspection behind closed doors*

Let's look at the results here. It seems you've tested positive for penis.

Obā-san · 2012-02-17 20:03:26

The nurse can fix that.

Idler · 2012-02-17 20:03:30

Is penis a disease?

Honestly, I could think of much worse things than being inspected by Valentine.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-17 20:04:26

What if you test positive for vagina instead?

deathpigeon · 2012-02-17 20:06:51

Oh, no! Is it terminal?

Gelzo · 2012-02-17 20:08:58

Well, I suppose it is technically terminal, but the cure won't fix that.

^^You fail the penis inspection.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-17 20:09:32

Oh.

Gelzo · 2012-02-17 20:09:57

I'm going on break. Haven, can you take the front desk?

deathpigeon · 2012-02-17 20:10:54

Ok... It's terminal, and the cure is terminal too. Well that sucks. Wait... Bad choice of words.

Haven · 2012-02-17 20:12:59

Of course. *steals the front desk, sells it*

Princess Alice · 2012-02-17 20:26:43

Is penis a disease?

It is for me!

/predictableAvenue

Imipolex G · 2012-02-17 20:28:14

Maybe that's why Nurse Valentine carries that hacksaw...

Idler · 2012-02-17 20:31:01

I'd let her saw me...

That was a bad innuendo. Didn't even make sense.

deathpigeon · 2012-02-17 20:34:05

Oh, right, make fun of the guy with the terminal disease. Real funny. Didn't you know that penis is a disease that afflicts billions of men every year? This is no joking matter!

Imipolex G · 2012-02-17 20:38:25

It's actually not too bad, in my experience, provided you perform routine maintenance.

deathpigeon · 2012-02-17 20:44:08

Routine maintenance? How does one do that for penis?

Idler · 2012-02-17 20:49:06

Honestly, I'd rather have Parasoul inspect my penis, if we're talking Skullgirls characters.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-17 21:33:57

"Routine maintenance? How does one do that for penis"

takeittofetishes.jpg

Viani · 2012-02-18 02:25:02

I would want PeaCOCK to inspect my penis.

Fossilmaiden · 2012-02-18 09:59:53

Nonono. You are all getting inspected by Painwheel.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-18 10:10:16

Is it bad that I thought that nurse was "quite hot"?

Idler · 2012-02-18 10:12:12

I think you're supposed to.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-18 10:13:19

Oh okay

Justice4243 · 2012-02-18 10:13:23

She's super animu style, but she was definitly designed with sex appeal in mind,

Idler · 2012-02-18 10:13:50

I think Parasoul's hotter, personally, due to the whole "not wearing any trousers" thing.

Fossilmaiden · 2012-02-18 10:18:58

Justice4243 · 2012-02-18 10:19:03

^^OH! IT'S ON NOW!

/Actually like Parasoul better because she is a class lady.

Idler · 2012-02-18 10:22:49

Actually like Parasoul better because she is a class lady.

That too. I love the swoon she does at the end of her demo video.

Idler · 2012-02-18 10:35:05

Oh, and Parasoul is voiced by this pretty awesome woman, who is also going to be Rarity in Fighting is Magic.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-18 10:36:39

Yeah, I read that in the Mane 6 thread.

But having a connection to Rarity definitely ups the allure, because Rarity is a classy pony.

Idler · 2012-02-18 10:39:22

The actress herself is pretty cute, although in a d'awww way rather than a sexy way.

Rarity also doesn't wear any trousers. COINCIDENCE?

Justice4243 · 2012-02-18 10:42:10

*gasp!*

Idler · 2012-02-18 10:45:02

Her parents do, though.

I like how Ponyville's resident fashionista walks around nude all the time. Ironic.

Gelzo · 2012-02-18 17:33:01

>super animu style

Is the state of American animation at the point where a relatively detailed cartoon style is associated with the Japanese?

And guys, Parasoul is voiced by Erin Fitzgerald. It's Ms. Fortune who is voiced by Kimlinh Tran.

Idler · 2012-02-18 17:34:19

Whoops. I am stupid. I think because I like Parasoul and I like Rarity I sort of conflated the two.

Viani · 2012-02-18 18:12:59

So Ms. Fortune's breast size is...36E?

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-18 18:21:04

Btw, did anyone say "Well, she can inspect my penis with her mouth all night long?"

Idler · 2012-02-18 18:21:55

I think that was sort of implied in my comment about preferring Parasoul to inspect my penis.

Viani · 2012-02-18 18:23:53

Can't wait for the Rule34ists to hit Skullgirls, if they haven't already.

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