criteria used by gopharmony.com to find your perfect match

misogyny
fear
climate denial
puts exclamation point after first name
xenophobia
too thirsty
watches "fox & friends" unironically
knows exactly what obama is doing
love of CEOs
refusal to compromise
disdain for the minimm wage
quality of dick cheney impression
personal friends with rush limbaugh
how many nickelback albums owned
number of chapter 11 bankruptcies
once shut down the government
hatred of unions & workers
NRA score
attempted to repeal obamacare
supports #boycottbeyonce
can name everyone on "duck dynasty"
actually bought carly fiorina's book
faints at the mention of reagan
allergic to facts
forgets the third department
very worried about "traditional marriage"
is a slytherin
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