Maybe don't go sailing through the narrow pass guarded by two monsters? Odysseus was an impatient asshole who decided getting home a bit quicker was worth sacrificing survivors of the war instead of just going around Sicily.
Really, he picked the single most perilous path through the Mediterranean, got his entire crew slaughtered for it, and came home seven years late anyway. And he only had the excuse of getting "blown off course" a couple times -- fucker went out of his way to take the scenic route more than once.
Like seriously, people have calculated that they could've just WALKED from Troy to Ithaca in a fraction of the time. Probably less than a month.
Maybe don't go sailing through the narrow pass guarded by two monsters? Odysseus was an impatient asshole who decided getting home a bit quicker was worth sacrificing survivors of the war instead of just going around Sicily.
Really, he picked the single most perilous path through the Mediterranean, got his entire crew slaughtered for it, and came home seven years late anyway.
So what you're saying is you're going to pursue Polyphemus's route in this dating sim?
Or the sons of Aeolus. He has six of them. That said, having a handsome older bisexual with money and a wicked sense of humour would make this game pretty interesting.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Circe: Sultry and seductive as a defensive technique
Scylla: Tomboy with a soft side if you dig far enough
Charybdis: Hikokomori, always locked up in the library
Calypso: Mystery girl with weird and undefined powers
Penelope: Childhood friend who's known the protagonist for years
Aglaope: DLC Character. Aspiring J-Pop Artist
(oh come on don't act like you didn't expect me to say that)
I'm going for Tiresias, who enjoys crossdressing.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
ineluctable modality of the visible
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead