The Item

Viani · 2012-02-15 14:39:38

There is no wiki page on this movie. But I assure you, the Sundance name does not fool you, it is indeed...one of the most horrible movies I've seen in awhile.

Summary (With Spoilers)
The main characters are coke addicts that kill these cartel dealers who steal this top secret dick-shaped alien thing that talks like pee-wee herman, and then the cokeheads kill them and steal the box, regardless of the "don't open the box it's not coke it's a TOPSECRETGOVERNMENTTHING", and they open the box and the "item" hops out and starts spouting strange dialogue that convinces the group to leave the house and see some hookers. They get into a gunfight with cross-dressing male hookers, they shoot each other, one of them eats a used condom, lots of people shake their heads violently and begin to dismember themselves, and the girl has sex with the monster inside of the box.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-15 15:03:34

That sounds like True Art.

King_Friday · 2012-02-15 17:14:19

You mean it's not about gay cowboys eating pudding?

Unknown · 2012-02-15 17:18:26

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lee4hmz · 2012-02-15 18:04:37

It certainly sounds like something Oancitizen would cover, that's for sure. It sounds almost like the plot of Trash Humpers, except with less, well, trash-humping.

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