Teen Titans Go! Canceled

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• Haven

  2016-01-31 04:33:40

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Thank you
• Anonus

  2016-01-31 04:49:11

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  You're free, Warner Bros. Animation

  
  

  Free to make all the Looney Tunes revivals I want you to make
• Anonus

  2016-01-31 04:49:18

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  That aren't Wabbit
• SF_Sorrow

  2016-01-31 04:59:59

  
  

  
• Section42L

  2016-01-31 05:01:05

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  
• Odradek

  2016-01-31 16:31:44

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I oppose this decision, because I hate people on youtube, and enjoy their suffering
• Anonus

  2016-01-31 17:40:28

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  But I needed to free Warner Bros. Animation to work on my projects
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-31 18:11:17

  kill living beings
  

  is this show bad now
  
• Section42L

  2016-01-31 18:12:29

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Klinotaxis said:

  is this show bad now
  

  This show's always been bad.
  
  You're probably confusing it with the original Teen Titans cartoon, which is decent.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-31 18:21:06

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Teen Titans was a bloody work of art
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-31 18:25:44

  kill living beings
  

  i'm not. i saw a bit of the new show and it seemed fine. i wouldn't watch it but whatevs i'm an adult
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-01-31 18:26:52

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  the issue people have with it is more that it's like half of CN's schedule.
• Section42L

  2016-01-31 18:27:23

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Yeah, understandable.
  
  It didn't seem proverbially awful to me either.
  
  I think people here (including myself) are sorta annoyed at how it clogs up Cartoon Network's schedule, at the expense of shows that we like.
• Odradek

  2016-01-31 18:29:37

  My dreams exceed my real life

  This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test
• Anonus

  2016-01-31 18:31:07

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Teen Titans Go! is at least completely owned by Time Warner, whereas they shared Johnny Test with Cookie Jar/DHX Media
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-31 18:32:24

  kill living beings
  

  oh. that does sound bad. i don't watch the televisions, you see...
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-31 18:48:16

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I've watched a good chunk of it. It's more bad in the way that late seasons of Simpsons/Family Guy are bad than Johnny Test. There are nuggets of good comedy in there, but the characters are paper-thin and obnoxious to a fault (except Raven, who's only marginally better), the comedy's aggressive and relies too much on cutaways, and the whole thing is so foreign from the original source material that it'd make more sense if it wasn't a Teen Titans show

  
  

  The opening is pretty good though. I like the bit where they dance
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-31 18:50:53

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I mean, say what you want about Batman Brave and the Bold, but that was still very much a Batman show. 
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-31 19:08:38 edited 2016-01-31 19:10:21

  kill living beings
  

  the teen titans comics look stupid anyway, i'm not sure that's a real factor
  
  well, not just that. i don't care about fidelity, i doubt the intended demographic does either, etc
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-31 19:21:23 edited 2016-01-31 19:22:33

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  The soccer episode is pretty good though, but that might just be my anti-sportism talking
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-31 19:33:36

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  And it also has a weird leg fetish?
• Odradek

  2016-01-31 19:47:31

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Klinotaxis said:

  the teen titans comics look stupid anyway, i'm not sure that's a real factor
  
  well, not just that. i don't care about fidelity, i doubt the intended demographic does either, etc
  

  Someone post comics Starfire talking about her boobs or whatever she does
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-31 19:50:40

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Like, seriously, it's frigging weird. 

  
  

  The whole thing is like one of those Abridged Series that spirals into completely unrelated plots from the original. In fact, it's exactly like Ultra Fast Pony.
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-31 19:51:41

  kill living beings
  

  abridged series are real popular
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-31 19:52:52

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Not everything popular on the Internet should be adapted to TV

  
  

  I mean, the Annoying Orange got a TV series and Fred got a TV Movie, and everybody agreed that was a bad idea.
• Odradek

  2016-01-31 19:54:17

  My dreams exceed my real life

  What's that Fred kid doing now
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-31 19:57:33

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Like, I feel

  
  

  I feel like if Teen Titans Go was an actual abridged series, or if it was a series of youtube shorts, it wouldn't feel that wrong
• Tre

  2016-01-31 20:22:52

  
  

  Baldanders said:

  What's that Fred kid doing now

  
  
• Anonus

  2016-01-31 20:25:24

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  i was so upset when CN ran the Annoying Orange series
• Tanya

  2016-01-31 20:44:44

  Pizza Dog

  Yarrun XIX said:

   whole thing is so foreign from the original source material that it'd make more sense if it wasn't a Teen Titans show

  This is about how I feel about the show. 
• Tre

  2016-01-31 20:53:55

  
  

  Yeah, Yarrun is pretty spot on with this one
  
  It very well may have been better received if it weren't attached to the existing property but as it is it's got too much character derailment to really fit with the previous incarnation
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-31 20:55:59 edited 2016-01-31 20:58:14

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Like, I'm watching through it to remind myself of why i don't like it

  
  

  "Head Fruit"

  
  

  Beast Boy spontaneously has his head rattle, and it's explained as 'brain shrinkage'. He's told to use his head more, which goes into a minute long exploration of the obvious joke. Then it segues poorly into Beast Boy taking up farming as a brain-stimulating hobby and somehow this leads to a tree growing out of his head, complete with fruit. And no one takes any issue with this besides Beast Boy until his brain gets so strong that it stages a breakout via the tree and escapes, forcing them to replace it with a maraca.

  
  

  It's slightly better composed than that, but frigging look at that. That's "Kill the Alligator and Run" levels of plotting there.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-31 21:32:17

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Well, this is it. Today's the day that I summarize all of Teen Titans Go

  
  

  "A Cat's Fancy"

  
  

  Starfire's reaction to nearly getting killed by a bomb is to fall in love with a kitten. So Robin (who's hopelessly in love with an oblivious Starfire in this timeline) decides to embrace his inner furry and gets a catsuit so Starfire will fall in love with him. Apparently Starfire is secretly furry trash, because this works 100%. There's a brief but extensive Garfield reference. Everyone else objects to this on the grounds of Starfire being a cat lady, which is the worst thing, which leads to Starfire and Cat!Robin leaving the Tower, moving into a motel for months and Starfire devolving into your typical nervous wreck of a cat lady and getting a bunch of cats. The solution to this problem is for Robin to change from a cat fursona to a dog fursona, which drives away all the extra cats and forces Starfire to go outside
• Obā-san

  2016-01-31 21:49:53

  
  

  sounds like sredni and i
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-31 21:58:13

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  "The Dignity of Teeth"

  
  

  Beast boy makes a stew that gives everybody terrible bad breath, leading to the reveal that nobody knows about oral hygeine. Beast Boy has a cavity, gets a tooth pulled, and gets paid big bucks from the Tooth Fairy, leading to the rest of the Titans save Raven losing their teeth in increasingly cartoonish ways. Once they start preying on Raven's teeth, she tracks down the Tooth Fairy (who's creepy as hell), who reveals that he's been eating the teeth he collects. He then forces Raven into a teeth-eating contest for her friends' teeth, which Raven wins because it turns out she likes eating teeth. Everything goes back to normal, and we all ignore that the Powerpuff Girls did this plot better a decade and a half ago.
• Anonus

  2016-01-31 22:04:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  "Moral Decay" was the fucking worst episode of that show, at least to me
• lee4hmz

  2016-01-31 22:07:10

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  ...Cartoon Network, if you want Ren & Stimpy, you know where to find it 😖
• Anonus

  2016-01-31 22:10:17

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  That doesn't even sound as well-executed as "Ren's Toothache" though
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-31 22:41:36 edited 2016-01-31 22:41:48

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  "Oil Drums"

  
  

  Cyborg digs up some old VHS tapes and leads the Titans through extensive references to cancelled shows (Raven apparently likes the Golden Girls, Starfire likes Bill Cosby and Robin has a creepy obsession with Alf eating Cats). But they can't find the remote and nobody understands how the TV buttons work, so Cyborg goes into a spiel about how good and educational TV is (yeah, laying it on thick there, writers). Remote-less, they try to adjust to a life without TV. One awkward conversation, an impromptu diatribe against parades, a reference to sitcom intros, and another shout out to leg fetishists later, it turns out that all those concerned parents were wrong: TV doesn't rot your brain; TV keeps your brain from rotting. So the Titans turn into zombies and turn on Cyborg, who's watched enough 'quality programming' to stave off the rot, until the anthropomorphic ideal of TV comes into save him. And then they still have to go find the remote because the TV doesn't know how its own buttons work.

  
  

  I

  
  

  HOW
• Tanya

  2016-01-31 23:37:37

  Pizza Dog

  Yarrun XIX said:

  " And then they still have to go find the remote because the TV doesn't know how its own buttons work.

  
  

  I

  
  

  HOW

  Not everyone touches themselves Yarrun. >_>
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-02-01 00:11:24

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  -bap-